For those who believe in Unicorns but realistic enough to figure out they have a downside, we present to you the rainbow booty scoot. It’s cute, with a splash of color – but luckily there is no smell (because Uni Butt Itch does NOT smell like cotton candy! Sorry for crushing your expectations.).
Sorry for the pottymouth, but for some reason we decided this shirt just needed to be here.
As Winter sets in, now is the perfect time for all golfers to dream about better weather and plan their perfect game plan. You also need the perfect hat to complete the ensemble – and this hat can be worn by just about all golfers… Right Nick – how about you, Sam?
Feeling cute – invading Earth and taking cows!
Never limit yourself! This shirt encourages everyone to aim high and strive for ultimate goals they know deep down that they can achieve. We applaud this kind of support.
We’ve all been there – either you were a sniffer or you were the sniffee. Thank goodness your friends back then didn’t hold it against you – they knew Moms could be so embarassing…
When you’re just not feeling “it”, instead of phoning it in – wear it proudly! Our new favorite T-Shirt can now be yours and you’ll love it as much as we do (and be ready for all the comments you’ll get!).
Mischievous and proud? Tell the rest of the World (because Santa already knows…).
Time to start planning for the Holidays! This one is a little ways out, but the perfect outfit makes your holiday even more special.
Although he looks like a Muppet, he is, in fact, Sigmund Freud – so now you probably have guessed that these are Freudian Slippers. And according to Freud’s Dream Theory, you will dream about these until you buy them – therefore fulfilling your deepest wish and desire.
This may be one of the only “matching outfits” that doesn’t make us cringe. All the best-dressed Mommies/Daddies and Babies are wearing it this season – the classics never get old (but the younger set will outgrow it). This seems to sell out fast, so don’t wait to order – and you’ll be the hit of the baby shower!
Love our tiny people friends, but confused on the dipping sauces…
When you figure that cats are extremely proud of their butts, this is as classy as they get…
Representing the Gramma’s out there, Intern Michele proves she has a knack for her new job!
Just so you won’t wear out your Grinch shirt this year…
More cats, more attitude. If you’re a fan of the furry little beasts, you’ll understand and love this!
Ladies – now we all can be trophy wives (participation or otherwise)! Show off your sense of humor and wear this proudly.
We at MileeJ.com encourage Dad jokes if only for the goofy groan factor – and offer up this Father’s Day gift suggestion. If you have one of “those” dads, he will need one of “these” shirts.
No words needed – other than why we’re posting it in May. (Because we just saw it!!!).
When you’re slacking and you know it – there’s a Greek Philosopher for that!
Following our love for stick figures and our somewhat dark humor – meet Bob!
WWF meets WWF and we couldn’t be happier.
Sometimes you’re the dog, sometimes you’re the snowman.
We have found our official Holiday T-Shirt for this year – and it doesn’t even include the Grinch!
Remain true to your nature – that hedge is all mine!
For the Doctor or Med Student in your life (or even the budding artist who finds drawing people a little tricky), it always helps to know anatomy. Runs a bit small, so order up a size – maybe two?
With everything being uncertain lately and you can’t really count on anything – celebrate the small things! And if you can’t honestly wear this every day – you definitely want to celebrate the bigger things when you can…
When you want to be a poet, but you’re a geek… Show some love to your programmer friends – or go trolling for nerds – this shirt oughta do the trick.
Our ace product researcher Cass has come up with this smart and funny Tshirt that screams “Winner” on so many levels. (Also available in notebook form.) She may be up for a promotion after this submission…
Well, we quickly went from killing coworkers to (almost) praising them. If you have a work favorite – show them your appreciation during the Holidays, for their Birthday – or as a going away present.
If you’re into graphic tees – make sure the graphics are amazing! Polyester and Spandex don’t fade like cotton, nor do they crack – this is just a heads up so you don’t expect the standard cotton shirt.
Make a fashion statement and color it yourself! If you ever wanted a purple dinosaur – here’s your chance to wear it proudly (Dino comes in all sizes). Kids will love to color their own Unicorn, and it’ll remain a keepsake long after they outgrow it. Fabric markers sold separately.
Fans of The Office can truly appreciate Kevin spilling the chili. If you’ve never watched The Office, you can still appreciate some random fat guy spilling chili. Great for casual wear, lounge wear – and yep, Office wear!
No words needed – just bask in the glory!
A new twist on the belt – without fumbling with buckles at inopportune times, or having buckles scratch you or anything else. Everyone in the house can use this, especially little kids.
When you just feel like messing with people…
Heed the warnings or take your chances!
Perfect for every mom and any baby! Matching outfits are kinda nerdy, but we’re making an exception with these.
Living in a college neighborhood, this should be the official shirt of Thursday Night (Thirsty Thursdays). And even though it’s not green, this could work very well on St. Patrick’s Day!
This addition is for my husband and his dedication to watching this movie over and over and over again (XOXO, from his Princess Bride).
People who think turtles are slow have never put these bad boys on and ran around the house!
A fashion “must” for the toddler crowd.
We all have a duty to look out for each other – even those weird looking fat unicorns…
Maybe not for your dressier occasions, but these socks could be very fun!
Get him a belt buckle that multitasks – keep those pants from sagging & keep that beer close! It’s actually a very attractive, quality buckle – and then voila, you’re hands-free. This suggestion comes from Judy in Tennessee – if you have an idea for our site, contact us at mileejenterprises@gmail.com! (Thanks Judy!)
Everyone (no matter how young) should be properly dressed for football season – whether it’s a jersey of a favorite player, or the ball itself! Customize their name/nickname on the back, just don’t fumble this ball…
We found his new camping shirt…
For all you alumni of Wossamotta U – show your pride. If you grew up with Rocky & Bullwinkle, you’re an alumni!
We here at MileeJ.com are in a mood…
Even an itsy-bitsy has to go formal once in a while. Who says you can’t be suave and stylish while sucking your thumb?
First thing I do when I get home from work is put my “jammie pants” on. Now we can get comfortable and still look like we’re dressed for the day. Reviews warn that the sizes run small – so order a size (or two) up – they have a drawstring, so that’s not a problem!