The Seal of Disapproval gets our Seal of Approval – we love a bit of paradox to start the week.






Schrodinger's Cat T-Shirt


Cue Bon Jovi’s song – change one word – and hum along as you nerd out with Schrodinger’s cat. With an Wild West “feel” and a philosophical vibe, you’ll want to add this to your wardrobe – and there’s nothing hypothetical about that!





Reindeer & Alcohol TShirt


We have found our official Holiday T-Shirt for this year – and it doesn’t even include the Grinch!







Hedgehog - Share the Hedge TShirt


Remain true to your nature – that hedge is all mine!







Klondike Bar T-Shirt


Sorry for the price on this one – but the Klondike design and the “Call Me” at the end make it a “need-to” add for the site!  There are other designs to choose from – so come take a look.






Anatomy of Stick Figure TShirt


For the Doctor or Med Student in your life (or even the budding artist who finds drawing people a little tricky), it always helps to know anatomy. Runs a bit small, so order up a size – maybe two?






Chonk CatChonk Dog


Cat vs Dog – the age-old debate?  Not if you consider that deep down inside (and out) both of them are just chonks.









Old Fart Action Figure


Sooner or later we can all be a action figure! Today your humble webmaster has achieved that status… I wonder if some kid will put me on his Christmas Wish List now? Hmmm.







I Pooped Today T-Shirt


With everything being uncertain lately and you can’t really count on anything – celebrate the small things! And if you can’t honestly wear this every day – you definitely want to celebrate the bigger things when you can…








Smoke 3D TShirt


It really may to true that where there’s smoke, there’s fire. Make a bold move and look a little hotter in smoke! Sizing is a bit off with these and it’s recommended that men order a size or two up – and women order true to size (so take that into consideration but even for women we think a size up won’t hurt). But whatever size you order, this 3D shirt won’t lose its color and its graphics will get you compliments. Poly/Spandex athletic material and Manufacturer will work with you if size is an issue. Just know you’re getting a quality shirt at an exceptional price!







Black Cat Shirt


While it’s true that black cats get a bum rap for being evil – they still are cats and this is to be expected.







Roses are Red Geek Shirt


When you want to be a poet, but you’re a geek… Show some love to your programmer friends – or go trolling for nerds – this shirt oughta do the trick.








CVS Receipt Scarf


We’ve all had them – we’ve all joked about them – now we can wear them like a scarf (who hasn’t tried that in paper form anyway?!).  The ridiculously long CVS receipt is now a supersoft fleece scarf and is about the most fun to wear as you can possibly have.








Pink Floyd/Freud Tshirt


Ran across this over the weekend and just knew that it was meant to be on this site! We are just wondering what Old Sigmund would read into our selection…






Punny Klepto TShirt


Our ace product researcher Cass has come up with this smart and funny Tshirt that screams “Winner” on so many levels. (Also available in notebook form.)  She may be up for a promotion after this submission…








Knit Brain Beanie


After all, two brains are better than one… Seriously with Winter staring us down, this warm and fuzzy brain is just what you need to keep your other fuzzy little brain a bit warmer – and in fun and unique style!








World's Okayest Coworker


Well, we quickly went from killing coworkers to (almost) praising them. If you have a work favorite – show them your appreciation during the Holidays, for their Birthday – or as a going away present.







Pulp Fiction Halloween T-Shrt


Movie lovers can dance their way to Halloween the easy way. Who knew Frankenstein had the smooth moves?!







Swirly Optical Illusion T-Shirt


If you’re into graphic tees – make sure the graphics are amazing! Polyester and Spandex don’t fade like cotton, nor do they crack – this is just a heads up so you don’t expect the standard cotton shirt.








Color Your Own TShirt - DinoColor Your Own TShirt - Unicorn


Make a fashion statement and color it yourself! If you ever wanted a purple dinosaur – here’s your chance to wear it proudly (Dino comes in all sizes). Kids will love to color their own Unicorn, and it’ll remain a keepsake long after they outgrow it. Fabric markers sold separately.







The Office Kevin Spilling Chili Socks


Fans of The Office can truly appreciate Kevin spilling the chili. If you’ve never watched The Office, you can still appreciate some random fat guy spilling chili. Great for casual wear, lounge wear – and yep, Office wear!








Sasquatch is My Spirit Animal


No words needed – just bask in the glory!






Automatic Ratcheting Belt


A dress belt that ignores standard problems – one hole is too loose and the next is too tight and you don’t want to chance ruining your belt trying to punch a new hole. Just slide this belt through to your perfect fit and and buckle ratchets itself into place! Buy with confidence – it comes with 100% satisfaction guarantee, 45 days exchange AND a 180-day warranty.







BOBS for Dogs Skechers


Even though they look goofy and smell funny – we love them! Help shelter dogs and cats while wearing comfy shoes  by grabbing a pair of Skechers BOBS for Dogs (and cats!). Show some unconditional love for our furry friends (and your feet), and you’ll get the “warm and fuzzies” knowing you are supporting the animals who need it most.








Here’s one for the little goofs. This Summer, let them leave their pawprints EVERYWHERE!








Guess What, Chicken Butt



Apparently it’s never too early to start this joke!












Mirror Boots


Love shiny things for parties, raves and festivals? Grab a pair of these stiletto mirror leather boots – and shine on!










About as “inspirational” as we get around here, but tacos ARE truly inspired








A new twist on the belt – without fumbling with buckles at inopportune times, or having buckles scratch you or anything else. Everyone in the house can use this, especially the kiddoes.








Meat vs. Vegetarian TShirt


Just gonna leave this here…  As the battle between the two sides rages on – we may as well have some fun with it.







Optical Illusion Pantyhose


When you just feel like messing with people…






Velociraptor TShirt


Dino/Science/Nerd Alert – Here come the Velociraptors!











Tequila Tank Top


Bellelily has come to and we are stoked. Come check out the best tank tops at ridiculous savings – and all their other fun clothes. Back to School shopping starts here, where you’ll find what you want, love and need! Please note that a lot of their products run small – so order up about 2 sizes larger.






Don't Try This at Home



Heed the warnings or take your chances!











Newspaper/Cabbie Hat



A more relaxed look than the cap above (with a more relaxed price). A great everyday cap!







Mom & Baby Shirts


Perfect for every mom and any baby!   Matching outfits are kinda nerdy, but we’re making an exception with these.







Aqua Shoes


To heck with aqua socks – get the whole darn shoe!  Quick drying and provides the traction you need in wet & slippery areas.  Winter won’t last much longer – and these are great beach, lake and boat shoes.








Drunk Tshirt


Living in a college neighborhood, this should be the official shirt of Thursday Night (Thirsty Thursdays).  And even though it’s not green, this could work very well on St. Patrick’s Day!







Funny Baby Onesies


Other styles also available – in “Dad”…














Metallic Glitter Shoes


Sparkle in style and comfort with these slip-on metallic glittery tennis shoes and get a little fancy with your feet. Five colors available – from Rose Gold to Black!








Inigo Montoya


This addition is for my husband and his dedication to watching this movie over and over and over again (XOXO, from his Princess Bride).






Turtle Slippers


People who think turtles are slow have never put these bad boys on and ran around the house!







Cap'n Crunch Socks


Cap’n Crunch? Your feet deserve a little foodie fun.






I Am Two Tshirt


A fashion “must” for the toddler crowd.














Chubby Unicorn



We all have a duty to look out for each other – even those weird looking fat unicorns…







Camo Cap



Head-hugging warmth and lightweight.  New at BuckedUp Apparel – Click the link in the menu bar to see the full selection BuckedUp has to offer you! Don’t forget to use Promo Code “mileej15” for 15% your order.







Dinosaur Tshirt


I little motivation can go a long way. Anyone can grab this shirt – no matter how long your arms are!






Time and Crayons



The struggle is real…












Breathe Fire Tshirt


Just keep practicing.













Sorry I'm Late Tshirt


Introverts UNITE! (Actually that’s not fair – this shirt fits sooo many occasions…)






Foot Xray Socks


Maybe not for your dressier occasions, but these socks could be very fun!




Beer Holding Belt Buckle Beer Holding Belt bUCKLE


Get him a belt buckle that multitasks – keep those pants from sagging & keep that beer close! It’s actually a very attractive, quality buckle – and then voila, you’re hands-free. This suggestion comes from Judy in Tennessee – if you have an idea for our site, contact us at! (Thanks Judy!)







Pizza Tshirt




Are you good at spilling? Here’s your new shirt! These are smaller sizes – so order 2 sizes up for men, 1 up for women.






BuckedUp ApparelBuckedUp Apparel Tank Top



We are very happy to introduce our affiliation with BuckedUp Apparel!   Our exclusive line of hunting gear features original BuckedUp® designs that fit any active lifestyle and look as good indoors as out.  We also offer Spooled fishing apparel for all you water babies.  Enter Promo Code “MILEEJ15” at checkout for 15% off anything on the site!








Slip-on Ice Cleats


Save yourself the price of snow boots – these slip onto any shoe or boot to make your favorite pair a snow boot. Heavy duty -and with great reviews – tell us that if you live or work where there is snow and ice, you’ll want this inexpensive safety measure!





Aliens and Tacos



This one is a no-brainer because who doesn’t love aliens – and tacos?! Men’s, Women’s and kid’s sizes available.





Fur-lined Fingerless Gloves


Tackle Winter in style – woolen knit arm warmers combined with  faux rabbit hair fingerless gloves makes staying warm this season cozy and cute!








Be a walking Pizza Party and hold the anchovies.  Another great shirt that runs a bit small – men should order 2 sizes up, and women 1 size up from regular.





Bacon and Eggs Shirt




This is what you get to see when the web designer is hungry… and wants breakfast.





Bluetooth BeanieBluetooth Beanier



Winter is coming – we may as well have fun with it. Ski down the slopes, or trudge through errands, with your favorite tunes – all hands free.








Okay all you legging lovers – we have your casual wear, with a Steampunk flair! Warning: runs a bit small, so order a size up.




football onesie


Everyone (no matter how young) should be properly dressed for football season – whether it’s a jersey of a favorite player, or the ball itself! Customize their name/nickname on the back, just don’t fumble the ball…





Play Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock from The Big Bang Theory.  It’s easy – the rules are on the shirt.







One of our favorite scenes from one of our favorite movies! (You now have this song stuck in your head, right?)











If you’re sure your cat is out to kill you – you need this shirt!











Or maybe jammies are more your style?…
















Sounds legit to us













We found his new camping shirt













For all you alumni of Wossamotta U – show your pride. If you grew up with Rocky & Bullwinkle, you’re an alumni!







We here at Milee J Enterprises are in a mood








Do you ever feel like you’re walking into a steaming pile of &%#$? Now you can relax and be comfortable stepping in poop.








Or if Poop Slippers are too cutesy for your taste, there’s always these charming guys!










Even an itsy-bitsy has to go formal once in a while.  Who says you can’t be suave and stylish while sucking your thumb?








First thing I do when I get home from work is put my “jammie pants” on. Now we can get comfortable and still look like we’re dressed for the day.  Reviews warn that the sizes run small – so order a size (or two) up – they have a drawstring, so that’s not a problem!