You can make a fashion statement now because our favorite scarf is back in stock! Embrace the jokes and wrap your neck in warmth with your very own CVS receipt scarf. Earn extra points by wearing this to an actual CVS.
Feeling cute – invading Earth and taking cows!
Mischievous and proud? Tell the rest of the World (because Santa already knows…).
Time to start planning for the Holidays! This one is a little ways out, but the perfect outfit makes your holiday even more special.
Although he looks like a Muppet, he is, in fact, Sigmund Freud – so now you probably have guessed that these are Freudian Slippers. And according to Freud’s Dream Theory, you will dream about these until you buy them – therefore fulfilling your deepest wish and desire.
This may be one of the only “matching outfits” that doesn’t make us cringe. All the best-dressed Mommies/Daddies and Babies are wearing it this season – the classics never get old (but the younger set will outgrow it). This seems to sell out fast, so don’t wait to order – and you’ll be the hit of the baby shower!
Love our tiny people friends, but confused on the dipping sauces…
When you figure that cats are extremely proud of their butts, this is as classy as they get…
Representing the Gramma’s out there, Intern Michele proves she has a knack for her new job!
Just so you won’t wear out your Grinch shirt this year…
More cats, more attitude. If you’re a fan of the furry little beasts, you’ll understand and love this!
Even though the weather will soon get colder, there is no reason you still can’t walk around in bear feet.
Ladies – now we all can be trophy wives (participation or otherwise)! Show off your sense of humor and wear this proudly.
If you want to instill faith in your boat passengers on the lake this summer, this might not be the shirt you need – but it is the one you want.
We at MileeJ.com encourage Dad jokes if only for the goofy groan factor – and offer up this Father’s Day gift suggestion. If you have one of “those” dads, he will need one of “these” shirts.
No words needed – other than why we’re posting it in May. (Because we just saw it!!!).
If you’re having “one of those days” – or just trying to get through a Monday – boy, do we have the perfect shirt for you.
When you’re slacking and you know it – there’s a Greek Philosopher for that!
Sooo much garbage – sooo little time. The only thing you should want to know is – You Are Here (the rest is made up silliness).
Cat. Silence. NOPE! (But it was a cute attempt.).
Following our love for stick figures and our somewhat dark humor – meet Bob!
WWF meets WWF and we couldn’t be happier.
Sometimes you’re the dog, sometimes you’re the snowman.
We have found our official Holiday T-Shirt for this year – and it doesn’t even include the Grinch!
Remain true to your nature – that hedge is all mine!
For the Doctor or Med Student in your life (or even the budding artist who finds drawing people a little tricky), it always helps to know anatomy. Runs a bit small, so order up a size – maybe two?
With everything being uncertain lately and you can’t really count on anything – celebrate the small things! And if you can’t honestly wear this every day – you definitely want to celebrate the bigger things when you can…
While it’s true that black cats get a bum rap for being evil – they still are cats and this is to be expected.
When you want to be a poet, but you’re a geek… Show some love to your programmer friends – or go trolling for nerds – this shirt oughta do the trick.
Our ace product researcher Cass has come up with this smart and funny Tshirt that screams “Winner” on so many levels. (Also available in notebook form.) She may be up for a promotion after this submission…
Well, we quickly went from killing coworkers to (almost) praising them. If you have a work favorite – show them your appreciation during the Holidays, for their Birthday – or as a going away present.
If you’re into graphic tees – make sure the graphics are amazing! Polyester and Spandex don’t fade like cotton, nor do they crack – this is just a heads up so you don’t expect the standard cotton shirt.
Make a fashion statement and color it yourself! If you ever wanted a purple dinosaur – here’s your chance to wear it proudly (Dino comes in all sizes). Kids will love to color their own Unicorn, and it’ll remain a keepsake long after they outgrow it. Fabric markers sold separately.
Fans of The Office can truly appreciate Kevin spilling the chili. If you’ve never watched The Office, you can still appreciate some random fat guy spilling chili. Great for casual wear, lounge wear – and yep, Office wear!
No words needed – just bask in the glory!
A dress belt that ignores standard problems – one hole is too loose and the next is too tight and you don’t want to chance ruining your belt trying to punch a new hole. Just slide this belt through to your perfect fit and and buckle ratchets itself into place! Buy with confidence – it comes with 100% satisfaction guarantee, 45 days exchange AND a 180-day warranty.
Even though they look goofy and smell funny – we love them! Help shelter dogs and cats while wearing comfy shoes by grabbing a pair of Skechers BOBS for Dogs (and cats!). Show some unconditional love for our furry friends (and your feet), and you’ll get the “warm and fuzzies” knowing you are supporting the animals who need it most.
Here’s one for the little goofs. This Summer, let them leave their pawprints EVERYWHERE!
A new twist on the belt – without fumbling with buckles at inopportune times, or having buckles scratch you or anything else. Everyone in the house can use this, especially the kiddoes.
When you just feel like messing with people…
Heed the warnings or take your chances!
A more relaxed look than the cap above (with a more relaxed price). A great everyday cap!
Perfect for every mom and any baby! Matching outfits are kinda nerdy, but we’re making an exception with these.
To heck with aqua socks – get the whole darn shoe! Quick drying and provides the traction you need in wet & slippery areas. Winter won’t last much longer – and these are great beach, lake and boat shoes.
Living in a college neighborhood, this should be the official shirt of Thursday Night (Thirsty Thursdays). And even though it’s not green, this could work very well on St. Patrick’s Day!
Other styles also available – in “Dad”…
This addition is for my husband and his dedication to watching this movie over and over and over again (XOXO, from his Princess Bride).
People who think turtles are slow have never put these bad boys on and ran around the house!
A fashion “must” for the toddler crowd.
We all have a duty to look out for each other – even those weird looking fat unicorns…
Introverts UNITE! (Actually that’s not fair – this shirt fits sooo many occasions…)
Maybe not for your dressier occasions, but these socks could be very fun!
Get him a belt buckle that multitasks – keep those pants from sagging & keep that beer close! It’s actually a very attractive, quality buckle – and then voila, you’re hands-free. This suggestion comes from Judy in Tennessee – if you have an idea for our site, contact us at email@example.com! (Thanks Judy!)
This one is a no-brainer because who doesn’t love aliens – and tacos?! Men’s, Women’s and kid’s sizes available.
Everyone (no matter how young) should be properly dressed for football season – whether it’s a jersey of a favorite player, or the ball itself! Customize their name/nickname on the back, just don’t fumble the ball…
Play Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock from The Big Bang Theory. It’s easy – the rules are on the shirt.
We found his new camping shirt…
For all you alumni of Wossamotta U – show your pride. If you grew up with Rocky & Bullwinkle, you’re an alumni!
We here at MileeJ.com are in a mood…
Even an itsy-bitsy has to go formal once in a while. Who says you can’t be suave and stylish while sucking your thumb?
First thing I do when I get home from work is put my “jammie pants” on. Now we can get comfortable and still look like we’re dressed for the day. Reviews warn that the sizes run small – so order a size (or two) up – they have a drawstring, so that’s not a problem!