When you figure that cats are extremely proud of their butts, this is as classy as they get








For those who believe in Unicorns but realistic enough to figure out they have a downside, we present to you the rainbow booty scoot. It’s cute, with a splash of color – but luckily there is no smell (because Uni Butt Itch does NOT smell like cotton candy! Sorry for crushing your expectations.).







Sorry for the pottymouth, but for some reason we decided this shirt just needed to be here








As Winter sets in, now is the perfect time for all golfers to dream about better weather and plan their perfect game plan. You also need the perfect hat to complete the ensemble – and this hat can be worn by just about all golfers… Right Nick – how about you, Sam?






Starry Night Aliens


Feeling cute – invading Earth and taking cows!






Never limit yourself! This shirt encourages everyone to aim high and strive for ultimate goals they know deep down that they can achieve. We applaud this kind of support.








We’ve all been there – either you were a sniffer or you were the sniffee. Thank goodness your friends back then didn’t hold it against you – they knew Moms could be so embarassing…







When you’re just not feeling “it”, instead of phoning it in – wear it proudly! Our new favorite T-Shirt can now be yours and you’ll love it as much as we do (and be ready for all the comments you’ll get!).






On the Naughty List T-Shirt

Mischievous and proud? Tell the rest of the World (because Santa already knows…).






Ether Bunny T-Shirt

Time to start planning for the Holidays! This one is a little ways out, but the perfect outfit makes your holiday even more special.






Freudian Slipping

Although he looks like a Muppet, he is, in fact, Sigmund Freud – so now you probably have guessed that these are Freudian Slippers. And according to Freud’s Dream Theory, you will dream about these until you buy them – therefore fulfilling your deepest wish and desire.






This may be one of the only “matching outfits” that doesn’t make us cringe. All the best-dressed Mommies/Daddies and Babies are wearing it this season – the classics never get old (but the younger set will outgrow it). This seems to sell out fast, so don’t wait to order – and you’ll be the hit of the baby shower!






People McNugget Shirt

Love our tiny people friends, but confused on the dipping sauces







Jurasssic Grammasaurus

Representing the Gramma’s out there, Intern Michele proves she has a knack for her new job!






Jolly Enough T-Shirt

Just so you won’t wear out your Grinch shirt this year






Game Called Duct, Duct, Tape

More cats, more attitude. If you’re a fan of the furry little beasts, you’ll understand and love this!






Slim Shady Hoodie

Happens to the best of us






Participation Trophy Wife T-Shirt

Ladies – now we all can be trophy wives (participation or otherwise)!  Show off your sense of humor and wear this proudly.






I Run a Tight Shipwreck

If you want to instill faith in your boat passengers on the lake this summer, this might not be the shirt you need – but it is the one you want.






Dad Joke Loading TShirt

We at encourage Dad jokes if only for the goofy groan factor – and offer up this Father’s Day gift suggestion. If you have one of “those” dads, he will need one of “these” shirts.






Jeffrey Epstein Ugly Christmas Sweater

No words needed – other than why we’re posting it in May. (Because we just saw it!!!).






Bloody T-Shirt

If you’re having “one of those days” – or just trying to get through a Monday – boy, do we have the perfect shirt for you.






Mediocrates Sarcastic T-Shirt

When you’re slacking and you know it – there’s a Greek Philosopher for that!






And there it is.






Stick Figure Bob Knock Knock TShirt

Following our love for stick figures and our somewhat dark humor – meet Bob!






WWF Pandas

WWF meets WWF and we couldn’t be happier.






Dog Peeing on Snowman Long Sleeve Shirt

Sometimes you’re the dog, sometimes you’re the snowman.






Reindeer & Alcohol TShirt

We have found our official Holiday T-Shirt for this year – and it doesn’t even include the Grinch!






Hedgehog - Share the Hedge TShirt

Remain true to your nature – that hedge is all mine!






Anatomy of Stick Figure TShirt

For the Doctor or Med Student in your life (or even the budding artist who finds drawing people a little tricky), it always helps to know anatomy. Runs a bit small, so order up a size – maybe two?






I Pooped Today T-Shirt

With everything being uncertain lately and you can’t really count on anything – celebrate the small things! And if you can’t honestly wear this every day – you definitely want to celebrate the bigger things when you can…






Black Cat Shirt

While it’s true that black cats get a bum rap for being evil – they still are cats and this is to be expected.






Roses are Red Geek Shirt

When you want to be a poet, but you’re a geek… Show some love to your programmer friends – or go trolling for nerds – this shirt oughta do the trick.






Punny Klepto TShirt

Our ace product researcher Cass has come up with this smart and funny Tshirt that screams “Winner” on so many levels. (Also available in notebook form.)  She may be up for a promotion after this submission…






World's Okayest Coworker

Well, we quickly went from killing coworkers to (almost) praising them. If you have a work favorite – show them your appreciation during the Holidays, for their Birthday – or as a going away present.






Swirly Optical Illusion T-Shirt

If you’re into graphic tees – make sure the graphics are amazing! Polyester and Spandex don’t fade like cotton, nor do they crack – this is just a heads up so you don’t expect the standard cotton shirt.

Color Your Own TShirt - DinoColor Your Own TShirt - Unicorn

Make a fashion statement and color it yourself! If you ever wanted a purple dinosaur – here’s your chance to wear it proudly (Dino comes in all sizes). Kids will love to color their own Unicorn, and it’ll remain a keepsake long after they outgrow it. Fabric markers sold separately.






The Office Kevin Spilling Chili Socks

Fans of The Office can truly appreciate Kevin spilling the chili. If you’ve never watched The Office, you can still appreciate some random fat guy spilling chili. Great for casual wear, lounge wear – and yep, Office wear!






Sasquatch is My Spirit Animal

No words needed – just bask in the glory!





A new twist on the belt – without fumbling with buckles at inopportune times, or having buckles scratch you or anything else. Everyone in the house can use this, especially little kids.






Optical Illusion Pantyhose

When you just feel like messing with people…



Don't Try This at HomeHeed the warnings or take your chances!






Mom & Baby Shirts

Perfect for every mom and any baby!   Matching outfits are kinda nerdy, but we’re making an exception with these.






Drunk Tshirt

Living in a college neighborhood, this should be the official shirt of Thursday Night (Thirsty Thursdays).  And even though it’s not green, this could work very well on St. Patrick’s Day!






Inigo Montoya

This addition is for my husband and his dedication to watching this movie over and over and over again (XOXO, from his Princess Bride).


Turtle Slippers

People who think turtles are slow have never put these bad boys on and ran around the house!






I Am Two Tshirt

A fashion “must” for the toddler crowd.






Chubby Unicorn

We all have a duty to look out for each other – even those weird looking fat unicorns…







Foot Xray Socks

Maybe not for your dressier occasions, but these socks could be very fun!

Beer Holding Belt Buckle Beer Holding Belt bUCKLE

Get him a belt buckle that multitasks – keep those pants from sagging & keep that beer close! It’s actually a very attractive, quality buckle – and then voila, you’re hands-free. This suggestion comes from Judy in Tennessee – if you have an idea for our site, contact us at! (Thanks Judy!)






football onesie

Everyone (no matter how young) should be properly dressed for football season – whether it’s a jersey of a favorite player, or the ball itself! Customize their name/nickname on the back, just don’t fumble this ball…




We found his new camping shirt






For all you alumni of Wossamotta U – show your pride. If you grew up with Rocky & Bullwinkle, you’re an alumni!






We here at are in a mood





Even an itsy-bitsy has to go formal once in a while.  Who says you can’t be suave and stylish while sucking your thumb?






First thing I do when I get home from work is put my “jammie pants” on. Now we can get comfortable and still look like we’re dressed for the day.  Reviews warn that the sizes run small – so order a size (or two) up – they have a drawstring, so that’s not a problem!