Keeping your feet warm with fuzzy wrinkly dogs is how you’re meant to do it this Winter. Quality bulldog slippers will also annoy the over-needy, keyboard walking, kibble crunching cat who is driving you nuts (or is it just me?) – so BONUS!
When you’re slacking and you know it – there’s a Greek Philosopher for that!
Cat. Silence. NOPE! (But it was a cute attempt.).
It’s always about this time of year (knee deep in snow, wind and other goofy weather) that we start to dream of Summer. Prepare for non-stoopid weather by stocking up on Summer essentials – and lobster flip-flops are verrry essential. Strut in style with these crustacean cuties.
Hear the Classic, wear the Classic – be a Classic!
Following our love for stick figures and our somewhat dark humor – meet Bob!
The Seal of Disapproval gets our Seal of Approval – we love a bit of paradox to start the week.
WWF meets WWF and we couldn’t be happier.
Foodies rejoice! We’ve taken Guy Fieri’s Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives to the next logical step. Glorious is our only description.
Sometimes you’re the dog, sometimes you’re the snowman.
Cue Bon Jovi’s song – change one word – and hum along as you nerd out with Schrodinger’s cat. With an Wild West “feel” and a philosophical vibe, you’ll want to add this to your wardrobe – and there’s nothing hypothetical about that!
We have found our official Holiday T-Shirt for this year – and it doesn’t even include the Grinch!
Remain true to your nature – that hedge is all mine!
Sorry for the price on this one – but the Klondike design and the “Call Me” at the end make it a “need-to” add for the site! There are other designs to choose from – so come take a look.
For the Doctor or Med Student in your life (or even the budding artist who finds drawing people a little tricky), it always helps to know anatomy. Runs a bit small, so order up a size – maybe two?
Sooner or later we can all be a action figure! Today your humble webmaster has achieved that status… I wonder if some kid will put me on his Christmas Wish List now? Hmmm.
With everything being uncertain lately and you can’t really count on anything – celebrate the small things! And if you can’t honestly wear this every day – you definitely want to celebrate the bigger things when you can…
When you want to be a poet, but you’re a geek… Show some love to your programmer friends – or go trolling for nerds – this shirt oughta do the trick.
We’ve all had them – we’ve all joked about them – now we can wear them like a scarf (who hasn’t tried that in paper form anyway?!). The ridiculously long CVS receipt is now a supersoft fleece scarf and is about the most fun to wear as you can possibly have.
Our ace product researcher Cass has come up with this smart and funny Tshirt that screams “Winner” on so many levels. (Also available in notebook form.) She may be up for a promotion after this submission…
After all, two brains are better than one… Seriously with Winter staring us down, this warm and fuzzy brain is just what you need to keep your other fuzzy little brain a bit warmer – and in fun and unique style!
Well, we quickly went from killing coworkers to (almost) praising them. If you have a work favorite – show them your appreciation during the Holidays, for their Birthday – or as a going away present.
Movie lovers can dance their way to Halloween the easy way. Who knew Frankenstein had the smooth moves?!
If you’re into graphic tees – make sure the graphics are amazing! Polyester and Spandex don’t fade like cotton, nor do they crack – this is just a heads up so you don’t expect the standard cotton shirt.
Make a fashion statement and color it yourself! If you ever wanted a purple dinosaur – here’s your chance to wear it proudly (Dino comes in all sizes). Kids will love to color their own Unicorn, and it’ll remain a keepsake long after they outgrow it. Fabric markers sold separately.
Fans of The Office can truly appreciate Kevin spilling the chili. If you’ve never watched The Office, you can still appreciate some random fat guy spilling chili. Great for casual wear, lounge wear – and yep, Office wear!
No words needed – just bask in the glory!
A dress belt that ignores standard problems – one hole is too loose and the next is too tight and you don’t want to chance ruining your belt trying to punch a new hole. Just slide this belt through to your perfect fit and and buckle ratchets itself into place! Buy with confidence – it comes with 100% satisfaction guarantee, 45 days exchange AND a 180-day warranty.
Even though they look goofy and smell funny – we love them! Help shelter dogs and cats while wearing comfy shoes by grabbing a pair of Skechers BOBS for Dogs (and cats!). Show some unconditional love for our furry friends (and your feet), and you’ll get the “warm and fuzzies” knowing you are supporting the animals who need it most.
Here’s one for the little goofs. This Summer, let them leave their pawprints EVERYWHERE!
Apparently it’s never too early to start this joke!
Love shiny things for parties, raves and festivals? Grab a pair of these stiletto mirror leather boots – and shine on!
About as “inspirational” as we get around here, but tacos ARE truly inspired…
A new twist on the belt – without fumbling with buckles at inopportune times, or having buckles scratch you or anything else. Everyone in the house can use this, especially the kiddoes.
Just gonna leave this here… As the battle between the two sides rages on – we may as well have some fun with it.
When you just feel like messing with people…
Bellelily has come to Mileej.com and we are stoked. Come check out the best tank tops at ridiculous savings – and all their other fun clothes. Back to School shopping starts here, where you’ll find what you want, love and need! Please note that a lot of their products run small – so order up about 2 sizes larger.
Heed the warnings or take your chances!
A more relaxed look than the cap above (with a more relaxed price). A great everyday cap!
Perfect for every mom and any baby! Matching outfits are kinda nerdy, but we’re making an exception with these.
To heck with aqua socks – get the whole darn shoe! Quick drying and provides the traction you need in wet & slippery areas. Winter won’t last much longer – and these are great beach, lake and boat shoes.
Living in a college neighborhood, this should be the official shirt of Thursday Night (Thirsty Thursdays). And even though it’s not green, this could work very well on St. Patrick’s Day!
Other styles also available – in “Dad”…
This addition is for my husband and his dedication to watching this movie over and over and over again (XOXO, from his Princess Bride).
People who think turtles are slow have never put these bad boys on and ran around the house!
Cap’n Crunch? Your feet deserve a little foodie fun.
A fashion “must” for the toddler crowd.
We all have a duty to look out for each other – even those weird looking fat unicorns…
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I little motivation can go a long way. Anyone can grab this shirt – no matter how long your arms are!
Introverts UNITE! (Actually that’s not fair – this shirt fits sooo many occasions…)
Maybe not for your dressier occasions, but these socks could be very fun!
Get him a belt buckle that multitasks – keep those pants from sagging & keep that beer close! It’s actually a very attractive, quality buckle – and then voila, you’re hands-free. This suggestion comes from Judy in Tennessee – if you have an idea for our site, contact us at mileejenterprises@gmail.com! (Thanks Judy!)
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This one is a no-brainer because who doesn’t love aliens – and tacos?! Men’s, Women’s and kid’s sizes available.
Tackle Winter in style – woolen knit arm warmers combined with faux rabbit hair fingerless gloves makes staying warm this season cozy and cute!
Be a walking Pizza Party and hold the anchovies. Another great shirt that runs a bit small – men should order 2 sizes up, and women 1 size up from regular.
Okay all you legging lovers – we have your casual wear, with a Steampunk flair! Warning: runs a bit small, so order a size up.
Everyone (no matter how young) should be properly dressed for football season – whether it’s a jersey of a favorite player, or the ball itself! Customize their name/nickname on the back, just don’t fumble the ball…
Play Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock from The Big Bang Theory. It’s easy – the rules are on the shirt.
One of our favorite scenes from one of our favorite movies! (You now have this song stuck in your head, right?)
If you’re sure your cat is out to kill you – you need this shirt!
Or maybe jammies are more your style?…
We found his new camping shirt…
For all you alumni of Wossamotta U – show your pride. If you grew up with Rocky & Bullwinkle, you’re an alumni!
Do you ever feel like you’re walking into a steaming pile of &%#$? Now you can relax and be comfortable stepping in poop.
Or if Poop Slippers are too cutesy for your taste, there’s always these charming guys!
Even an itsy-bitsy has to go formal once in a while. Who says you can’t be suave and stylish while sucking your thumb?
First thing I do when I get home from work is put my “jammie pants” on. Now we can get comfortable and still look like we’re dressed for the day. Reviews warn that the sizes run small – so order a size (or two) up – they have a drawstring, so that’s not a problem!