CVS Receipt Scarf

Clothing

You can make a fashion statement now because our favorite scarf is back in stock! Embrace the jokes and wrap your neck in warmth with your very own CVS receipt scarf. Earn extra points by wearing this to an actual CVS.

Starry Night Aliens

Feeling cute – invading Earth and taking cows!

On the Naughty List T-Shirt

Mischievous and proud? Tell the rest of the World (because Santa already knows…).

Ether Bunny T-Shirt

Time to start planning for the Holidays! This one is a little ways out, but the perfect outfit makes your holiday even more special.

Freudian Slipping

Although he looks like a Muppet, he is, in fact, Sigmund Freud – so now you probably have guessed that these are Freudian Slippers. And according to Freud’s Dream Theory, you will dream about these until you buy them – therefore fulfilling your deepest wish and desire.

This may be one of the only “matching outfits” that doesn’t make us cringe. All the best-dressed Mommies/Daddies and Babies are wearing it this season – the classics never get old (but the younger set will outgrow it). This seems to sell out fast, so don’t wait to order – and you’ll be the hit of the baby shower!

People McNugget Shirt

Love our tiny people friends, but confused on the dipping sauces

Stay Classy Cat Butt Shirt

When you figure that cats are extremely proud of their butts, this is as classy as they get

Jurasssic Grammasaurus

Representing the Gramma’s out there, Intern Michele proves she has a knack for her new job!

Jolly Enough T-Shirt

Just so you won’t wear out your Grinch shirt this year

Game Called Duct, Duct, Tape

More cats, more attitude. If you’re a fan of the furry little beasts, you’ll understand and love this!

Slim Shady Hoodie

Happens to the best of us

Bear Paw Slippers

Even though the weather will soon get colder, there is no reason you still can’t walk around in bear feet.

Participation Trophy Wife T-Shirt

Ladies – now we all can be trophy wives (participation or otherwise)!  Show off your sense of humor and wear this proudly.

I Run a Tight Shipwreck

If you want to instill faith in your boat passengers on the lake this summer, this might not be the shirt you need – but it is the one you want.

Dad Joke Loading TShirt

We at MileeJ.com encourage Dad jokes if only for the goofy groan factor – and offer up this Father’s Day gift suggestion. If you have one of “those” dads, he will need one of “these” shirts.

Jeffrey Epstein Ugly Christmas Sweater

No words needed – other than why we’re posting it in May. (Because we just saw it!!!).

Bloody T-Shirt

If you’re having “one of those days” – or just trying to get through a Monday – boy, do we have the perfect shirt for you.

Mediocrates Sarcastic T-Shirt

When you’re slacking and you know it – there’s a Greek Philosopher for that!

You Are Here TShirt

Sooo much garbage – sooo little time. The only thing you should want to know is – You Are Here (the rest is made up silliness).

Cat Silence

Cat. Silence. NOPE! (But it was a cute attempt.).

And there it is.

Stick Figure Bob Knock Knock TShirt

Following our love for stick figures and our somewhat dark humor – meet Bob!

WWF Pandas

WWF meets WWF and we couldn’t be happier.

Dog Peeing on Snowman Long Sleeve Shirt

Sometimes you’re the dog, sometimes you’re the snowman.

Reindeer & Alcohol TShirt

We have found our official Holiday T-Shirt for this year – and it doesn’t even include the Grinch!

Hedgehog - Share the Hedge TShirt

Remain true to your nature – that hedge is all mine!

Anatomy of Stick Figure TShirt

For the Doctor or Med Student in your life (or even the budding artist who finds drawing people a little tricky), it always helps to know anatomy. Runs a bit small, so order up a size – maybe two?

I Pooped Today T-Shirt

With everything being uncertain lately and you can’t really count on anything – celebrate the small things! And if you can’t honestly wear this every day – you definitely want to celebrate the bigger things when you can…

Black Cat Shirt

While it’s true that black cats get a bum rap for being evil – they still are cats and this is to be expected.

Roses are Red Geek Shirt

When you want to be a poet, but you’re a geek… Show some love to your programmer friends – or go trolling for nerds – this shirt oughta do the trick.

Punny Klepto TShirt

Our ace product researcher Cass has come up with this smart and funny Tshirt that screams “Winner” on so many levels. (Also available in notebook form.)  She may be up for a promotion after this submission…

World's Okayest Coworker

Well, we quickly went from killing coworkers to (almost) praising them. If you have a work favorite – show them your appreciation during the Holidays, for their Birthday – or as a going away present.

Swirly Optical Illusion T-Shirt

If you’re into graphic tees – make sure the graphics are amazing! Polyester and Spandex don’t fade like cotton, nor do they crack – this is just a heads up so you don’t expect the standard cotton shirt.

Color Your Own TShirt - DinoColor Your Own TShirt - Unicorn

Make a fashion statement and color it yourself! If you ever wanted a purple dinosaur – here’s your chance to wear it proudly (Dino comes in all sizes). Kids will love to color their own Unicorn, and it’ll remain a keepsake long after they outgrow it. Fabric markers sold separately.

The Office Kevin Spilling Chili Socks

Fans of The Office can truly appreciate Kevin spilling the chili. If you’ve never watched The Office, you can still appreciate some random fat guy spilling chili. Great for casual wear, lounge wear – and yep, Office wear!

Sasquatch is My Spirit Animal

No words needed – just bask in the glory!

Automatic Ratcheting Belt

A dress belt that ignores standard problems – one hole is too loose and the next is too tight and you don’t want to chance ruining your belt trying to punch a new hole. Just slide this belt through to your perfect fit and and buckle ratchets itself into place! Buy with confidence – it comes with 100% satisfaction guarantee, 45 days exchange AND a 180-day warranty.

BOBS for Dogs Skechers

Even though they look goofy and smell funny – we love them! Help shelter dogs and cats while wearing comfy shoes  by grabbing a pair of Skechers BOBS for Dogs (and cats!). Show some unconditional love for our furry friends (and your feet), and you’ll get the “warm and fuzzies” knowing you are supporting the animals who need it most.

Here’s one for the little goofs. This Summer, let them leave their pawprints EVERYWHERE!

A new twist on the belt – without fumbling with buckles at inopportune times, or having buckles scratch you or anything else. Everyone in the house can use this, especially the kiddoes.

Optical Illusion Pantyhose

When you just feel like messing with peopleā€¦

Don't Try This at Home

Heed the warnings or take your chances!

Newspaper/Cabbie Hat

A more relaxed look than the cap above (with a more relaxed price). A great everyday cap!

Mom & Baby Shirts

Perfect for every mom and any baby!   Matching outfits are kinda nerdy, but we’re making an exception with these.

Aqua Shoes

To heck with aqua socks – get the whole darn shoe!  Quick drying and provides the traction you need in wet & slippery areas.  Winter won’t last much longer – and these are great beach, lake and boat shoes.

Drunk Tshirt

Living in a college neighborhood, this should be the official shirt of Thursday Night (Thirsty Thursdays).  And even though it’s not green, this could work very well on St. Patrick’s Day!

Funny Baby Onesies

Other styles also available – in “Dad”…

Inigo Montoya

This addition is for my husband and his dedication to watching this movie over and over and over again (XOXO, from his Princess Bride).

Turtle Slippers

People who think turtles are slow have never put these bad boys on and ran around the house!

I Am Two Tshirt

A fashion “must” for the toddler crowd.

Chubby Unicorn

We all have a duty to look out for each other – even those weird looking fat unicorns…

Breathe Fire Tshirt

Just keep practicing.

Sorry I'm Late Tshirt

Introverts UNITE! (Actually that’s not fair – this shirt fits sooo many occasions…)

Foot Xray Socks

Maybe not for your dressier occasions, but these socks could be very fun!

Beer Holding Belt Buckle Beer Holding Belt bUCKLE

Get him a belt buckle that multitasks – keep those pants from sagging & keep that beer close! It’s actually a very attractive, quality buckle – and then voila, you’re hands-free. This suggestion comes from Judy in Tennessee – if you have an idea for our site, contact us at mileejenterprises@gmail.com! (Thanks Judy!)

Aliens and Tacos

This one is a no-brainer because who doesn’t love aliens – and tacos?! Men’s, Women’s and kid’s sizes available.

football onesie

Everyone (no matter how young) should be properly dressed for football season – whether it’s a jersey of a favorite player, or the ball itself! Customize their name/nickname on the back, just don’t fumble the ball…

Play Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock from The Big Bang Theory.  It’s easy – the rules are on the shirt.

We found his new camping shirt

For all you alumni of Wossamotta U – show your pride. If you grew up with Rocky & Bullwinkle, you’re an alumni!

We here at MileeJ.com are in a mood

Even an itsy-bitsy has to go formal once in a while.  Who says you can’t be suave and stylish while sucking your thumb?

First thing I do when I get home from work is put my “jammie pants” on. Now we can get comfortable and still look like we’re dressed for the day.  Reviews warn that the sizes run small – so order a size (or two) up – they have a drawstring, so that’s not a problem!