Because nothing screams Christmas like a former Jewish-Man-Turned-Atheist-In-A-Santa-Hat on a shower curtain. Make it even more perfect by gifting it to someone who just moved into their new apartment – not that we’re endorsing Apartments.com (we’re just endorsing Santa ‘Blum). We here at MileeJ.com just LOVE random…
Get yourself an instant classic – Darryl does The Thinker! Being a Bigfoot is not as easy and glamorous as you may think, and sometimes a Bigfoot has to take a step back and contemplate his next step. Give him refuge and put him in your garden or on your deck, letting him think in peace – or take him to the office and have your coworkers start to worry about your sanity.
Not only is this cute little guy “For the Home”, he is happy when he’s in the office – or dorm – just about anywhere you need an adjustable table lamp. This wooden dinosaur has a 3-way dimmable touch control, tiny little arms AND a coupon for extra savings – what is not to love here?!
This WILL be your favorite blanket as the weather turns – enormous chunky knit stitches of soft chenille will keep you warm, comfortable and relaxed when Winter storms hit and you’re just “chillin” (pun soooo intended) at home. Machine washable and reviews are as amazing as this blanket looks – can’t go wrong with this one!
We’re always searching for unique, and today we have found it! Is it a book or is it a light? It would be a really boring book (since there are no words), but it is a great little light. Just open the cover and you have a unusual and wonderful lamp. Switch light hues by opening and closing the book and get just the right ambiance you are looking for.
If you are a big fan of the Aurora Borealis – the otherworldly and mystically stunning feel you get from looking at the natural phenomena – have we got a treat for your home or office wall. We also love multipiece art to make a visual impact – and this set fits all those wants. Easy to hang and with a 30-Day Refund Policy – the 100% Satisfaction Guarantee is no joke with this Seller!
This metal Infinity Heart wall art is just the right amount of stunning. Lightweight and with options of sizes and coloring, this will make a perfect gift for Birthdays, Weddings and Valentine’s Day (but order quickly, it takes time to create). Simple beauty for less than chocolates and roses!
Now that the major Holidays are over, you no longer have to try to be nice – and you can start with this Unwelcome Mat at your doorstep. 27″ x 18″ Olefin carpet door mat urges your guests to continue their “Journey” (See what we did there? A bad pun on a Monday? Oy…). Annnyway, it’s durable, washable and downright funny.
Having a manual coffee grinder back in the day, we see they’ve since stepped up their style game! Freshly ground coffee is much fresher and the smell? Soooo enticing. Mix whole beans and create your custom blend – then just turn the crank for the best coffee, spices or nuts. Adjustable grind settings and no electricity necessary – all in an antique-looking cast iron mill.
If mancaves are still a thing, this belongs there! Or on the nightstand (dimmable!), office, dorms, workbench – wherever. Call it vintage, retro, industrial or steampunk – we just call it incredible.
Introducing a No-Brainer glass for you wine lovers out there! These beautiful stemless copper-tone wine glasses catch the sparkle of your favorite wine along with your room’s ambient light , creating a tempting visual to go along with favorite choice of beverage.
Here’s a snack bowl from which no one can resist grabbing a handful of treats. Go ahead and pass those M&Ms or peanuts around in this glass Ziploc-style “bag”.
Fill ‘er up with your favorite drink – whether alcoholic or not – with this decorative gas pump. A unique touch to the liquor cabinet has you pouring shots through the hose and nozzle. A great gift for the car enthusiast on your list.
Make a splash in any room or office with this modern ink blot clock. Silent, eye-catching – a fun gift for you (or friends and family).
At the risk of being sexist, this is for the ladies of the house – take the day off because changing the roll is so easy that even the guys may do it! (Come on guys, you KNOW it’s true…) Fits double rolls and, with metal and thick wood, the sturdy shelving makes this a little luxury we all want.
When you love coffee and also like to fiddle around – combine your two hobbies and get all the flavor out of your coffee with this Syphon/Vacuum coffee system. And after you watch the fascinating process of making your coffee, you get the smoothest cup of “love in a mug”. Keep this in mind as the Holidays approach!
Set the mood and warm up a room with this tabletop fireplace. Ash-free, soot-free and stink-free! Use inside or outside for cozy ambience – and be assured with the company’s 100% Satisfaction Guarantee. Simple, elegant and portable so you can enjoy in any room – or even the patio.
Cook like a superhero. Set this timer – and when your food is ready, the Bat Signal lights up and projects onto the wall. Adam West would be proud!
What’s the old saying? “You can take the man out of the music, but you can’t take ice cream out of th”… nope. “Give a man chicken noodle soup and he eats for a day, teach a man the guitar”… wrong again. Maybe it’s “Give a man a guitar spoon and watch him play with his food“… close enough!
Shimmer and shine with genuine amethyst. Light a candle and let it sparkle your room!
Hims is cute and definitely functional. Plop him in the kitchen and set his timer – he will automatically steep your tea to your liking (and will double as a egg timer).
Pesky garden gnomes tearing up your yard? Tired of the loud music – and little tiny soda cans & candy wrappers they leave behind? Get a Cat (this guy oughta frighten them off).
Art imitates life? In this case, art integrates light! 12″ x 16″ of LED-backlit surrealistic beauty accents your home or your office.
Here’s a unique gift for house warming, weddings and Valentine’s Day – an LED levitating plant pot. The mirror base adds a dramatic light for your floating flowers (or any small plant) and is an immediate attention grabber for your home or office.
Ok, we’re officially obsessed with waffles and this is seriously amazing. Add your favorite ingredients and make the best breakfast or snack bowls in minutes!
If you can’t escape just yet – at least get a glimpse of calm. This self-adhesive, removable door sticker offers you a view to another place and time before you start the grind again.
Feeling a little practical today (weird, I know)… SO, we are posting these multipurpose scrubby gloves! No more bacteria-infested sponges used for dishes or general cleaning – brush off clothing lint, or groom the pets in the house. Then toss in the dishwasher/microwave to clean and sanitize for the next use.
Open those bottles – then shoot the caps! Launch them at targets or the garbage can. Gotta have a little fun where ever you can find it…
Spruce up your yard and celebrate love – Zombie style. All Zombie Gnomes are handmade and painted in Southern California. They are made out of a cement blend that is weather resistant. It is painted with a UV / Mold resistant paint and then coated with a weather resistant sealer. Lots of new friends to choose from!
Skip McDonalds and do it yourself – quickly and easily. Add whatever ingredients you wish and custom make your breakfast sandwich in 5 minutes, all at an incredible price.
Hide your stuff in plain site with this Retro-Style working wall clock and it’s hidden compartment. Easy access and keeps items out of reach of kids and other shorter humans.
Breakfast is too early to make a mess – so save yourself time, trouble and cleanup with this non-stick, induction ready aluminum pan – and enjoy the rest of your day faster.
We have always loved this rug – and the possibilities it presents. Time to mess with your guests!
If you like things a little off center from the norm, we’re happy to present this wall/tabletop clock – in all its glory.
When you want a warm, natural spotlight that some have compared to a skylight – you want this contemporary, minimalist arc floor lamp.
This Sterling & Noble wall clock offers quality quartz accuracy along with neon pizzazz, so you can shine a light on that lump of a floor-sleeping dog in the middle of the night – and no one gets hurt!
Zero Gravity = Maximum Relaxation. Lightweight portability, padded headrest, contoured armrests + 1-year limited warranty? Sounds like a big, fat yes to us!
This cute little snack size microwave popcorn popper is designed for less burning and makes it easy to check if your popcorn is done. Family-size popper is available too!
This handblown diamond decanter gives your event a Five Star Rating – even if your serving “bargain basement”. Liquor, wine or nonalcoholic beverages stay fresh with the airtight stopper; and makes a great decoration when not in use.
A unique twist on the toaster! Save your counterspace and make toast or hot sandwiches on your stove for easy-cleanup-panini-perfection. Great for a one person household, dorm life and camping season!!!
This little wonder definitely has superpowers. A squiggly tube by day – but turn it on and you have a sleek, futuristic light-giving, epic art-deco lamp. (Gee, can you tell how much we like this…?!)
Make even more of a (functional) statement with your drinks and add some balls! They melt slower, so they don’t tend to dilute your drinks so fast – and because no one wants weeny little (boring) ice cubes!. They even make a really fun popsicle for summertime.
Baskets are handy for many things – one of which is making fantastic gifts! Mother’s Day is approaching and Mom can use for her crafts, food or as decoration. Made with root wood, the unique style of mother nature make these practical and artistic.
Back and spine problems? Forget the chairs you kneel on – this is safer to get on and off of, and way more fun (with more back support). 2-year warranty – and perfect for the office too!
Save a boatload on cleaning supplies when all it takes is a Nano Towel. Cleans virtually any surface using only water. Pack of 4 towels has a customer writing a review like this – “Got my nano towels today and I’ve been a cleaning fool. The damn thing really works.”
Every once in a while we “play it straight”, and this is one of those “whiles”. Not much for scaremongering, but everyone should be prepared for disasters – both natural or man made. This extensive kit is emergency preparedness at an excellent price; something every family needs “just in case”. When an emergency hits, store shelves will be bare – and what’s left is subject to price gouging.
Sooo many reasons this is a great idea… Dorm life, traveling, emergency loads, hatred of laundromats. This mini, portable washing machine has the rave reviews of machines costing twice the price. Case closed!
We’re hungry. We want lobster. This is as close as we’re getting today.
Why trash the whole kitchen to make breakfast? Save that for dinner! Better yet, make dinner with it too (it’s not just for breakfast food). Use it anytime you need a griddle, toaster and coffee. Take it camping, use it in the dorm – perfect for singles.
Crazy cat ladies – this one’s for you! Cats follow you into the bathroom all the time, so this will look at home in there. Just make sure you clean the toilet bowl with the right cat. (The real ones tend to get a little pissy when wet…)
You have to clean the toilet, so let this little guy help – he’s a lot more useful than a lawn ornament!
Desk Organizer, Alarm Clock, Calendar and 6 modes of Nature Sounds – NOW WITH FISH! Want a kitchen buddy or a unique night light? Just add little fishies and you’re all set!
Here’s one for the Crazy Cat Ladies and Gentlemen – Kitty Litter Krunch scented candles! Disclaimer: Does Not Smell like Kitty Litter (sorry for false advertising?!). Half of all profits go directly to Animal Shelters – so it’s a good way to help animals while covering the odor of actual kitty litter! Also available in “Wet Dog”.
Even though you need functional candles, there’s no reason why they can’t be stylish. Refillable and unique – which would you rather have, the one on the left or the right? Right one it is!
My mom used to make the cutest pancakes, sandwiches, EVERYTHING! Me? My skills are the stuff nightmares are made of… I sooo needed this when Jeff was a kid – but since my inner child still loves pancakes and even adults love and use emojis, I’m all in on this.
A little candlelight to set the mood – a tabletop fountain for added ambiance. Beautiful indoor/outdoor relaxation is yours.
When I was little, we had to save all the “good” stuff for company. Here are your “good” wine glasses! Handblown and painted, with white gold accents – simply gorgeous. Make a special occasion even more special.
Nature’s Blossom Bonsai Garden Seed Starter Kit – Easily Grow 4 Types of Miniature Trees Indoors.
Or you can be more like me and your morning coffee experience is this – and that’s just fine!
Just add fruit and nothing else! Okay, go ahead and add chocolate…
- HEALTHY GOODNESS: With Yonanas, you can instantly churn 100% frozen fruits to create a healthy dessert without additional fat, sugar or preservatives compared to other “ice cream” or “yogurt” like treats.
- EASY & FUN TO USE: Transform frozen fruit into dessert in just seconds by simply inserting frozen bananas (or any fruit of your choice) into the chute and pushing down using the plunger. It’s that easy and fun to make!
Unlike alarm clocks that wake you up with screeching sound, this clock hacks your circadian rhythm and helps you wake up naturally without any sound at all. By simulating the sunrise, your body should wake up gradually and more comfortably. However, if you want to set a backup audible alarm just in case, this clock has that too. No more waking up in the dark – while you are waking up in the dark! It also has a “dim to sleep” feature – as an extra added bonus.
Save on “microwave” popcorn and still microwave your popcorn! Use ANY type of kernel, oil or not – it’s entirely up to you. If you have never found microwave popcorn that tastes right, you’re gonna want this – make your favorite popcorn with convenience. And the bowl collapses for easy storage. Great for home, dorm or camper (anywhere you have a microwave). It’s a BIG WIN for everyone!
Let them wipe their feet and take their chances – It’s always nice to let people know what they’re getting into…
Treating the whole family just got a) easier, b) more delicious, c) fast or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE! Easy and Fast, with 20 to 40 minutes you can make a fresh batch of homemade delicious ice cream, sorbet, gelato or frozen yogurt with this sleek, innovative ice cream maker . It’s a sweet gift for any occasion!
We all have a Batman fan who would absolutely love this clock, maybe it’s you?..
Great night light for the budding astronomer who is still afraid of the dark! Or a lamp for the living room/office/camp. 3D printing replicates the real moon – so now you have moonlight whenever you want.
Most of us use salt & pepper – and there are sooo many cute shakers out there – so we will feature some of the cutest ones out there right here. An we’ll start with these!
Our next contribution to our unofficial Salt & Pepper Shaker Week goes to the dogs.
And for Salt & Pepper cuteness overload – VOILA! Not sure what else I can say – so, again, cuteness overload.
Today we offer a cute little decorative box for jewelry, trinkets and various assorted doo-dads. A major step up from the standard shoebox storage system.
You can have a boring mercury-filled – or a plain digital – thermometer, or you can go “old school unique” with this amazingly accurate Galileo Thermometer/Barometer and have a flash of fun(ctional). Every review on this is 5 Stars – a definite winner!
Turn all your pictures into wall art with this picture frame – great for the home, office or dorm.
We’re thinking this’ll make a cute addition to your work desk – or a great gift for a favorite teacher. This saves space (instead of a bulky traditional vase) and no flower arranging skills are required. Makes an interesting pencil holder too!
Do you live and breathe football? Now you can sleep it too! Fits standard-sized pillows and comes with a money back guarantee.
This vintage plant “mister” helps keep your plants healthy – and when not in use, makes great decoration for your home or office. Or go modern with an all-in-one watering and spray bottle.
Great decoration for your home or office – LED lights create a cool effect when used in the dark.
If you’re looking for a wall-mounted votive candle holder or unique diffusers, Pine Oak Farms has some of the best we’ve run across – at great prices (and who doesn’t appreciate value?)!
Get a little futuristic with this cool little oil lamp. This is definitely an attention-getter and burns over 16 hours on one fill.
“Pretty up” your potty! You spend enough time in the bathroom, you may as well make it a scenic place to escape.
Decorate your space with functional art – this clock is sleek and elegant, and simple to install. Great for your home or office, this make a stunning centerpiece to any room.
This knife is pretty cool – no more cold butter tearing up your bread or bagel (or taking forever to soften and melt). Don’t leave your butter out of your fridge in order to easily spread it on your favorite foods, this knife makes little ribbons or slices that melt onto your food quickly.
If you have cookies, you need this cookie jar – hims even looks like he’s begging cookies from you (just like a real dog)!
Is it an Opal? Nope – it’s soap! An unforgettable soap. Perfect as a gift or decoration – but when used, it reveals its underlying beauty.
Add a little fun to the “functional” of your bathroom soap. Made with shea butter, coconut oil and natural glycerin – and natural essential oils. Available in White Tea & Ginger, Red Rose & Goat Milk and Oatmeal Honey, you will find your favorite fragrance together with colors to complement your decor.
Put the store-bought soap away and moisturize with shea butter, coconut oil, olive oil, sunflower oil (soooo many oils) and organic palm oil – together with a fresh scent in a beautiful little bar!
Geek Alert! Even nerds love pizza.
Fill your home with scent and get a reusable Mason jar when you’re done. Add the “suggestive” name on the label and you get a great conversation piece. Available in “Hot Buns“, “Nice Melons” and the ever-popular “Smell My Nuts“.
Sit back on the patio and sip your water, tea or favorite adult beverage with the perfect blend of flavors you choose (and save a bundle!) – or you can take your drink with you in this infusion bottle.
Maybe it’s time to bring back doormats!
Never drink alone when you can drink with the undead.
“Shake” up your meals and dine with the Droids.
Diehard campers will tell you they LOVE campfire coffee . I call BS on that – BUT now they will love camp coffee because Coleman has figured out a perfect balance between the outdoors and drinkable, home-brewed coffee. (Thank goodness…)
Candles sometimes are necessary, always make a great gift and are never this unique. Got this for my Sister-in-Law as a Holiday present and everyone had to pick it up and give it a closer look.
Pretty much how I feel every time I’m in the kitchen.