For The Home

 

Garden Gnomes or Guarding Gnomes? Mini enforcers of peace and order will keep your yard safe from marauding tomcats and maybe that yapping little dog next door. Cute and cuddly? Nah – but they are itty bitty little badasses!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This one screams LOVE to your inner child – or your actual child’s inner child. Not cheap plastic – but a sturdy resin, crafted in Spain. A little touch of fun for any home, and we’re thinking bathroom door (so if you forget your phone, you can at least talk to Mr. Doorknob). If you can’t think of anywhere he belongs, you may be dead inside…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When you feel like “blah” and life’s in a rut
and basically know you’re a bit of a nut,
you truly feel down deep in your gut
you need this shining little duck’s butt.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Silica Gel Throw Pillow

 

Warning: Do Not Eat! Instead – decorate your couch, bed or wherever you want a fun floofy pillow.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Blue Flair Glassware

 

We were on the hunt for “radioactive waste” drinking glasses and got sidetracked by this awesomeness. Add a little flair to your glassware with this 16-piece mixed set of gorgeous!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dinosaur on a Bike Art Print

 

When you love dinosaurs and then add a touch of whimsy – you get this happy little dino art print that’ll make you jealous over all the fun he’s having.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ultra Modern Wireless LED Lantern

 

Aliens have landed and they brought lighting fixtures!  Well actually not a fixture – but a portable, wireless LED lantern that they’ve used for Earth Invasions (aka “Camping Trips”), Interstellar Power Outages and even a nightlight for their Extraterrestrial Outhouse/Onboard Bathroom. Pretty handy for the office too.

 

 

 

 

 

Starry Night Panel Wall Art

 

Set the mood in any room or office with ready to hang Starry Night Wall Art Panels. Big, beautiful and excellent quality – worth every penny (and not too many pennies at that!). We’re loving the panel layout style – adds a touch of modern to this classic.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Get yourself an instant classic – Darryl does The Thinker!  Being a Bigfoot is not as easy and glamorous as you may think, and sometimes a Bigfoot has to take a step back and contemplate his next step. Give him refuge and put him in your garden or on your deck, letting him think in peace – or take him to the office and have your coworkers start to worry about your sanity.

 

 

 

 

 

Antique-Style Manual Coffee Grinder

 

Having a manual coffee grinder back in the day, we see they’ve since stepped up their style game! Freshly ground coffee is much fresher and the smell? Soooo enticing. Mix whole beans and create your custom blend – then just turn the crank for the best coffee, spices or nuts. Adjustable grind settings and no electricity necessary – all in an antique-looking cast iron mill.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Copper Stemless Wine Glass

 

Introducing a No-Brainer glass for you wine lovers out there! These beautiful stemless copper-tone wine glasses catch the sparkle of your favorite wine along with your room’s ambient light , creating a tempting visual to go along with favorite choice of beverage.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Glass "Bag" Bowl

 

Here’s a snack bowl from which no one can resist grabbing a handful of treats.  Go ahead and pass those M&Ms or peanuts around in this glass Ziploc-style “bag”.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Make a splash in any room or office with this modern ink blot clock. Silent, eye-catching – a fun gift for you (or friends and family).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Set the mood and warm up a room with this tabletop fireplace. Ash-free, soot-free and stink-free! Use inside or outside for cozy ambience – and be assured with the company’s 100% Satisfaction Guarantee. Simple, elegant and portable so you can enjoy in any room – or even the patio.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Guitar Spoons

 

What’s the old saying? “You can take the man out of the music, but you can’t take ice cream out of th”… nope. “Give a man chicken noodle soup and he eats for a day, teach a man the guitar”… wrong again. Maybe it’s “Give a man a guitar spoon and watch him play with his food“… close enough!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Cat and Garden Gnomes

 

Pesky garden gnomes tearing up your yard? Tired of the loud music – and little tiny soda cans & candy wrappers they leave behind? Get a Cat (this guy oughta frighten them off).

 

 

 

 

 

 

Waffle Bowl Maker

 

Ok, we’re officially obsessed with waffles and this is seriously amazing. Add your favorite ingredients and make the best breakfast or snack bowls in minutes!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Starry Night and Bigfoot

 

We can only guess that if Van Gogh lived in Big Foot Country, this would be his famous masterpiece!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Text Clock

 

If you like things a little off center from the norm, we’re happy to present this wall/tabletop clock – in all its glory.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Modern Floor Lamp

 

When you want a warm, natural spotlight that some have compared to a skylight – you want this contemporary, minimalist arc floor lamp.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This cute little snack size microwave popcorn popper is designed for less burning and makes it easy to check if your popcorn is done.  Family-size popper is available too!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Star Trek Bottle Opener

 

For the thirsty Star Trek geek. (Yep, watching Big Bang Theory reruns again…).   

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wood Basket

 

Baskets are handy for many things – one of which is making fantastic gifts!  Mother’s Day is approaching and Mom can use for her crafts, food or as decoration.  Made with root wood, the unique style of mother nature make these  practical and artistic.

 

 

 

 

 

72-Hour Survival KitEvery once in a while we “play it straight”, and this is one of those “whiles”.  Not much for scaremongering, but everyone should be prepared for disasters – both natural or man made. This extensive kit is emergency preparedness at an excellent price; something every family needs “just in case”. When an emergency hits, store shelves will be bare – and what’s left is subject to price gouging.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lobster Oven Mitts

 

We’re hungry. We want lobster. This is as close as we’re getting today.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tealight Candles

 

Even though you need functional candles, there’s no reason why they can’t be stylish. Refillable and unique – which would you rather have, the one on the left or the right? Right one it is!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Frozen Treat MakerFrozen Treats

 

Just add fruit and nothing else!  Okay, go ahead and add chocolate…

  • HEALTHY GOODNESS: With Yonanas, you can instantly churn 100% frozen fruits to create a healthy dessert without additional fat, sugar or preservatives compared to other “ice cream” or “yogurt” like treats.
  • EASY & FUN TO USE: Transform frozen fruit into dessert in just seconds by simply inserting frozen bananas (or any fruit of your choice) into the chute and pushing down using the plunger. It’s that easy and fun to make!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Great decoration for your home or office – LED lights create a cool effect when used in the dark.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Get a little futuristic with this cool little oil lamp. This is definitely an attention-getter and burns over 16 hours on one fill.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Pretty up” your potty!  You spend enough time in the bathroom, you may as well make it a scenic place to escape.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fill your home with scent and get a reusable Mason jar when you’re done. Add the “suggestive” name on the label and you get a great conversation piece. Available in “Hot Buns“, “Nice Melons” and the ever-popular “Smell My Nuts“.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Maybe it’s  time to bring back doormats!