If your ice is boring and your spouse won’t let you get an actual Highland Cow, you can pout with these little cuties. They will keep your drinks cold, and your shoulder even colder.
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Miscellaneous Fun Stuff
We don’t care how old you are, you still need your blanket – but the older you get, putting coffee in it helps. So grab the blanket and enjoy! If a dog nose is squishy and nobody boops it – is it even a dog nose? When you…
For The Home
Because you have standards, and timing is everything! With so many mediocre vases out there, a simple twist can elevate the “cheap” to charming. The irregular shape adds to its stability for large arrangements, and the tied rope gives a wrapped bouquet vibe. …
Clothing
If your wardrobe doesn’t contain at least one shirt featuring an indestructible microscopic creature plotting world domination… …today seems like a good day to fix that. The Tardigrade has been around for over 500 million years. Your favorite T-shirt? That starts today. Fellow Old Fogeys went from Metallica to…
Pet Things
In honor of the three kittens who’ve stormed the headquarters of MileeJ, we are pleased to offer knives. Not just any knives – bloody knives! Let them hone their Samurai skills and allow them to become the little Murder Mittens they are meant to be, because not all goofnuts are necessarily Ninja material. …
Foodie & Drinkie Thingies
As we’re definitely not above toilet humor, we can strongly suggest these fun little toothpicks for potlucks, dirty martinis, or to add some flair to your crappetizer plates. Party Poopers are reusable, so they can plunge any party or get together into a head-shaking laugh fest. Would you…