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Miscellaneous Fun Stuff


Learn a traditional craft while stabbing something repeatedly – then you just MAY be ready to Adult today!





Baby Yoda Toothpaste Cap and Dispenser


It exists! And we are so happy – therefore it is our pleasure to share with you. Can you say “Stocking Stuffer”?






Panda Drum


Do you have a budding drummer but hate the noise – let them bang away with soothing steel drum sounds that you’ll love and that will relieve the stress for everyone involved!







Ranch Dressing Tree Ornament


Dress up your Christmas Tree with dressing – and just maybe if you put good things on your tree, good things will end up under it.







Multi Person Party Float


Enjoy the water in style and float around the lake, beach or backyard on a party island! Fits 6 with loungers and seating area, cup holders and built in coolers. Who needs a boat now?!





Gotta Go Turdle


And because you know this site, you knew this was coming! Everyone poops…







Portable Rocking Chair


Hey all you campers and fishermen – Portable. Rocking. Chair. Great reviews, a big price slash and very durable – don’t leave home without it.







Severed Fingers Soap



Once in a while we get totally random (most of our items are only somewhat random…), so we bring you severed fingers soap. Why? Not really sure. Best part? Pick your scent – Banana Cream Pie or Green Tea and Cucumber! Actually, the more we read about this soap – the more we love it (Banana Cream Pie – Really? What’s not to love?).








Working an offline job and Ruger Doodle needs televised “entertainment”. Scooby Doo is fully endorsed by bored Labs! (And the cat appreciates that her butt is no longer his entertainment…)







Chicken Lawn Darts Game


Flick them chickens and have more fun than boring lawn darts.  Start out your Rubber Chicken Shenanigans right here and right now!







Add a little badassery to your wardrobe with this crossbody/waist/fanny/leg holster bag that keeps everything in place while looking stylishly retro punk.





Aegean Handmade Moisturizing Soap


All natural moisturizing soap, made with essential oils for a light scent, and works great on all skin types – because maybe you don’t smell as good as you think. Great value and even better reviews!





Voodoo Doll Incense Burner


Intern Jazzy rolled this up to the powers that be – and we be loving it! Spooky-Cute Voodoo Guy is a fun way to scent your room (and possibly give someone heartburn if you “christen” him after your target of choice correctly)!







Mug Shot Shot Glasses


“Mug” Shots with Mug Shots! The End.





Wooden Hedgehog StaplerT-Rex Stapler


Today we put our spin on office supplies – and offices everywhere will be a lot more fun for it!  Whether you need a handmade wooden carving of a hedgehog – or a ferocious T-Rex munching on paper, your desk (or workbench) will be a better place with these wild little staplers!







Whiskey Prescription Tin Sign


We have always believed in Medicinal Whiskey, and here is a vintage prescription to prove it. A Prohibition-Era replica ‘script, set as a metal sign, makes a great addition to your den, home bar – or even your real bar or saloon!







Start off your musical career with this cigar box blues guitar kit. Easy to put together with an instruction book, CD and a history of the blues box slide guitar AND you can play acoustically – even though it comes amp-ready (sorry Mom…). A great beginner’s instrument to get a feel for the low down dirty blues!








Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure


Intern Judy hit a home run with her Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure submission. Some people find their lifelong hobby by taking a hit or miss approach, but Judy understands that can take a toll on money and energy – so take a little shortcut and become a Crazy Cat Lady now and see if it’s for you! Your starter kit comes with 6 cats (the bare minimum needed to become a CCL) – so you can ease into the Crazy Cat Lady title.





Tiny Robot Kit


Before they go all Dr. Frankenstein with parts & pieces of other material, start them off on a smaller scale. Start their mini machines and robotics hobby (or career) with Tiny Robots – and build many projects with just the one kit.








Hugging Salt & Pepper Shakers


Hugs are the best – food is up there too! Combine the two and you’re all set.






Crab Ornament


Here is our Wow moment – as in “Wow, how did we NOT have this on our tree until now?”. Do not let that happen a single minute longer!






Stuffed Toy Wall Mount Buffalo


When you’re surrounded by hunters and either you can’t bring yourself to hunt (or you’re just really bad at it), don’t feel left out – bag this wall mount Buffalo. He’s a heck of a lot cheaper – and much cuter – than their “trophies”.







Mini Keychain Knife


It’s mini, it’s cute, it’s a keychain or necklace – but mostly it’s a very useful wood and stainless steel knife you can actually use in an emergency. A roving pack of hamsters stalking you on the streets? Keep your guard up and your protection out of its tiny little sheath and walk safely. Need to butcher that hot dog in the fridge? Here ya go!






Witches Cauldron Coffee Mug


It’s never too early (or late) for Halloween, but if you’d use a Witch’s Cauldron Coffee Mug – you are not someone to wait for a holiday anyway!








Wiliiam Shatner Blues Album


Shatner strikes again! And this time he’s singing the blues – he even hit #1 on Billboard’s Blues Chart. So isn’t it time you join the ranks (cult) that is musical Shatner? Have that one person on your gift list that you just can’t figure out giftwise? Trust me, if they have a sense of humor – a Shatner album is definitely in order.






Avocado Coin Purse


Because regular coin purses are boring… Stash your cash and coins in this realistic avocado coin purse – it’s made of durable silicone and comes with a lifetime warranty (and is pretty freaking cute)!







Coffee and Chocolate Soap


In search of a signature scent? You can be a Cafe Mocha, Cinnamon Latte, Freshly Brewed Coffee or even a Fudgy Chocolate Sundae. Full size hand or body soap bars made in small batches are great for your skin and the aromas are irresistible to coffee and chocolate lovers – which makes this a great gift or stocking stuffer for just about anyone!








Some gals have angel wings – the rest of us rock the bat wings. (Man made) Leather and Lace make this little backpack a favorite accessory for the club crowd – or for your tiny goth girl.  So stash your stuff in this “punk” purse and strut your style.






Light Saber Umbrella


With the weather changing, rain can be fun when you have a 7-color, quick drying, LED “Light Saber” umbrella with a built-in flashlight. Stable and sturdy – you don’t even have to be a Star Wars fans to love this one!








Reefer Madness/Devil's Harvest Movie Posters


Marijuana – from “Just Say No” to “Doctor Recommended”, what a long, strange trip it’s been… And the best part are these vintage movie posters –  pure gold!







Ugly Stripper Coffee Mug


Perfect Employee of the Month Reward right here folks!






My Job is Top Secret Coffee Mus


Pack them off to work with their new favorite mug that spells out how we all feel from time to time.






Crossbody Sling Bag


Here is the next generation of day packs – versatile, comfortable and innovative. Carry all the little on-the-go items you need for school, hunting/fishing, hiking – sooo many applications to list here. This crossbody sling can be worn on the front for easy access, or as a mini backpack, and with many compartments to keep you organized. Made of high-quality water and rip resistant nylon with adjustable strap to fit both men and women.








Dark Side with CookiesDarkside - No Cookies


You know you’re dealing with the Dark Side when they lie about cookies








Bed Head Wave Wand


As we slowly climb out of our caves to join the world again, greet it with a new style. Go wavy or try some tighter ringlets – it’s all in how you wrap your hair around it. This is a wanna-have for fun Summer hair and a “serious need” for sexy curls – either way, it’s a super simple way to get the results you’re looking for!








Waffle Blanker


In a world full of tortillas, be a waffle. Now a waffle can make you feel warm and cozy on the inside AND out. This soft flannel throw blanket can only be better if they added scent (but alas, no syrupy smells). Comes in three sizes – so double check that when ordering – and be the waffle your Mom could be proud of.







Clear Jigsaw Puzzle


Some evil genius has come up with their version of the “hardest to solve” all-white jigsaw puzzle. Introducing the “hardest to solve” CLEAR jigsaw puzzle. This is actually harder to solve because you won’t even know if the pieces are upside down. Model shown is 70 pieces, but there are different sizes – up to 1000 pieces. This puzzle will definitely test your patience and resolve, but does come with cheat sheets offering hints (sealed so you won’t accidently see them).  Puzzle lovers – click on through and try your luck!







Asian Guy Vinyl Wall Sticker


Laughed a little too hard at this one – you really can find anything you want at Amazon! Invite this pleasant looking gentleman into your home and he’ll be happy wherever you put him. Need company in the kitchen? He’s there! Play a joke on the wife/kids? Stick him behind the shower curtain – he won’t argue. Working from home? He looks good in a cybermeeting. Also available in “Old Lady and her Asthma Inhaler”, “Asian Guy Reading a Book” and “Old Couple in a Golf Cart”.








Board games are a dying breed – and speaking of dying, this board game has elements of doom, deception and cannibalism – so maybe that’s why… But doom, deception and cannibalism CAN be fun – if you’re invited to the Donner Dinner Party! Laugh with History, or in spite of it.






Truck Tent


If you have a truck – you have a tent. Distance yourself from home, job and worries – then when you get to where you’re going, distance yourself from critters. Easy to set up means easier for you to relax. Read the reviews on this one and know that you are getting quality camping gear.








Coprolite - Dino Poop


We promised you unique and unusual – and this would hardly fit the bill if you were a dinosaur (which I am often accused of being), but today we bring you… POOP! This authentic piece of crap from Madagascar is dated approx. 100 million years old, and is actually a coprolite feces trace fossil. Since Madagascar has recently banned export of the excrement, supplies are limited – so get your Dino Dung before poo(f), they disappear!








Teak and Glass Bowl


This versatile piece is thick glass melted to fit its natural Teak root wood base. Use it as a flower vase, for air plants, a sand and shell garden – or even a fish bowl. Perfect for a table centerpiece, on a bookcase or in your office, and as it’s made with real wood – no two are the same.







Morning Wood Candle


We haven’t offered candles lately so our top researcher got on that task first thing in the morning.  Didn’t take long for her to find Morning Wood – and what can be better than that? 80 hours of Morning Wood – that’s what! With a pleasant aroma of Cedarwood & Vanilla (and a resuable glass jar when you’re finished), there is no better way to wake up than with Morning Wood!






Funny Coffee Mug


Not sure what more we can say about this mug that this mug hasn’t already said.







Temporary Hair Chalk


When you want to glitz up, get creative with a 6-pack of color and be as vibrant as you want. It’s as easy as combing your hair!







Handmade Beach Gel Candle


Now that Winter is rearing its ugly head, let’s go back to the good old days where only the water is blue instead of your fingers, where is only thing that is ice cold is your cocktail, where you can trade your snow boots for flip-flops… well, you get the idea.  Relive those glory days with this custom-made “cottage ocean breeze” scented gel candle that is decorated with sand and seashells from the Florida coast, and enjoy a beach day – not another snow day!






Assassin Coffee Mug


Here’s a great gift for just about everyone – Husband/Wife, Boss, Co-Workers, YOURSELF. Simple, concise, true.








Funny Cocktail Napkins


Welcome to Party Season! Keep these on hand for your one party that you know will get out of hand. (Buy a couple when you know that will be every one of your parties.)







Rainbow Scratch-Off Notepad


So versatile and colorful. Make your notes stand out,  doodle away or even cut into strips and make your own gift tags. Box says they’re “Perfect for Ages 4+” – so we’re all qualified to enjoy these!







Fishing Pole Pen


With this telescopic rod and reel combo, your tackle box is as small as your pocket. This literal “Take Anywhere”  fishing pole is perfect for your spontaneous fisherman – and is glass steel fiber strong for fishing freshwater (and even works well in saltwater)!










If you’re really into Halloween decorations – or just love to mess with the neighbors, you want this!  Toss in the fireplace or outside fire pit and make up any story for curious onlookers. Reusable!






Gumball Machine


Here’s a throwback to our younger days – toss your coins into this gumball bank and grab a quick snack. Fill it with gumballs, candy (M&Ms, Skittles, Jelly Beans, etc.) or nuts and it’ll make a great addition to your desk or the kids’ room. This is the old school metal and glass machine that we remember – not a plastic wannabe.








Galaxy Blanket


Blankets are kind of a standard gift idea – what isn’t standard is the blanket you give. This blanket isn’t quite as large as the galaxy, but your toes won’t hang out of the bottom. 58″ x 80″ of thin, lightweight and softest fleece – that you can use around the house or the beach (or anywhere in between).







Yoga Joe Green Army Toys


Drop those weapons and give me Downward-Facing Dog! Your favorite little green Army guys have found Yoga – who says the Military cannot also strike the Meditation Pose? OOOOOOMG – too cute!








Scented Cocktail Candles


Colorful, scented cocktail candles in a cute Martini glass!  Slow burning gel in four varieties make for a fun little accent to your table – or a great gift (the Regular Martini candle even has the olive in it)!






Rodeo Pool Float



Lets start our Summer posts and shrug off all that 2020 has thrown at us (so far…). We’ll begin with a little bull (Another reference to 2020? Yep).  Drop in the pool or lake and hold on tight – see how long it takes the Inflat-a-Bull to toss you into the drink.





Punching Nun Puppet


The No Nonsense Nun – why, just why?  Because UFC isn’t silly enough.








Butthead Figurines


Because you can’t possibly have enough toys that fart (and have butts for heads)







Black Diamond Playing Cards


Next time an impromptu card game breaks out – break out these bad boys. Laser-constructed, black diamond waterproof cards make the game a little more fancy – and a perfect add-on to get free shipping to your existing Amazon order!







Organic Dryer Balls


If there is ANYTHING that can make laundry fun, it’s these little guys!  Toss out the dryer sheets and throw in the penguins to let them work their magic – they naturally fluff and reduce static (and drying time), and last for 1000 loads. Hypoallergenic, chemical and fragrance free – but go ahead and add your favorite essential oils if you want to add scent!






Fruit 3D Cushions



Deliciously comfortable cushions – perfect for stadium seating, throw pillows or back support. Realistic 3D effects looks like you picked these from the garden of the Jolly Green Giant!





Glow in the Dark Gift Bags


When you hate wrapping gifts but a brown paper bag just won’t do – voila! Glow in the Dark Christmas fun right here, folks…






The Grinch



Adopt your favorite Christmas characters this year – kids of all ages will love to find these little guys in their stockings! We are kinda partial to the Grinch and (especially) the Miser Brothers!







Creature from the Blue Lagoon Poster



Here’s that special gift for your Old, B-Movie Horror Buff! Get the Creature’s “Vintage” movie poster – 24″ X 36″ of swampy, slimy, campy goodness.







Keep them moving in the cold winter months and let them get creative with music! Use in 4 modes and 10 different instruments and they’ll be dancing to their own songs in no time – take THAT Dance Dance Revolution…









A fun, new game is making the rounds and you’ll want this one for all the parties coming up – Holiday, college, anywhere where you’re friends don’t get offended easily (and the more friends, the better)!







William Shatner Christmas Album



From the other guy who brought you Rocket Man, what can possibly go wrong? Move over Santa, there’s a new Claus in town!







Campers, hunters and fishermen – we have your new favorite knife right here!

  • ALBATROSS HGDK-002 EDC Mini Damascus Folding Pocket knife, with liner locking function, safe and convenient to use
  • Made of 67 layers VG10 Damascus Steel Blade, the blade is durable and SHARP
  • Beautifully etched. 





Aluminum Can Robot



Now you can do your part to aid in the Rise of the Machines – and all it takes is a battery and an aluminum can.  Your kids can terrorize their brothers & sisters, or the cat will forget the dreaded red dot – with Robo Can, the possibilities are endless!






DIY Mechanical Box


Here’s a fun little project that ends up as a decorative box for candies or other little odds and ends. Excellent instructions and rave reviews make this one of our Featured Products!









Some say I’m an Idiot Savant (although some forget to say the “Savant” part), but I know what I like – and I like this little guy. Funko is taking orders for tiny, sexy Deadpool and we’d hate for you to miss out!







Bamboo Handbag



Need to pack a few things to go with your Summer outfit – and your big clunky purse doesn’t quite cut it?  Go Au Naturel with this sturdy bamboo handbag!







Stuffed Hedgehog


If you’ve spent any decent amount of  time cruising around the internet, you’ve probably thought “Awww, I want a hedgehog”. Here’s your chance! Granted, this little guy won’t be starring in any You Tube videos (at least not without your help); but people seem to like him as he sits around and does nothing – sorta like that one coworker that no one can quite figure out.  The cuteness factor with this one is off the charts.







Mombie Coffee Mug


Great gift for Mom (Designed by Captain Obvious).  How have we not heard this word before?!












Retto Marijuana Poster


Doctor-recommended retro awesomeness!













Bigfoot Toy


Because we truly believe every person and every website needs a Bigfoot.







Shakespeare Bandages


Everyone gets boo-boos, it’s how you deal with them that counts.  Instead of crying and carrying on, let an old dead guy insult everyone who gazes upon these bandages – and show a little class (very little class).









He’s a painter, he’s an internet meme, he’s the master of home perms and he’s been dead for over 20 years. He’s BOB ROSS – and now he can be your little buddy!








Perfume Making Kit



Do you love scents and perfumes? Slip into Mad Scientist mode and make your own!  Create one-of-a-kind, signature perfumes with this starter kit.  Fragrances can take you from a hobby to your own business – now is your time to make something memorable.








Putting Green


Perfect portable practice putting green – don’t let your game suffer when the weather won’t cooperate.






Portable Campfire


Camp a little safer and with more control with Radiate’s Portable Campfire. Easy to light, easy to fully extinguish and safe for marshmallows – they won a Trifecta here.  Makes a great little fire pit for the backyard too!







Trout on a Rope Soap


Just because fishermen are weird like this.











Weed Soap



From the makers of Trout on a Rope, here is Dope on a Rope – with the motto “Don’t Smoke It, Soak It”.







Unique Vegetables Growing Kit


Planting season is around the corner and here is your chance to grow some very unique veggies!  Want purple carrots? Here ya go. Purple-Red Brussel Sprouts?  They’re here. Rainbow Chard Seeds? Yep. How about striped tomatoes? Sure, why not! We have everything all in one kit – just add the green thumb.








Shark Kite


It’s almost that time of year! Get those kids (and husband) out of the house and let them start their own Sharknado.









Instant Print Camera


The next generation of the old Polaroid takes instant printed pictures for friends, collages or tuck them in your wallet. Share your photos the old-fashioned way, person-to-person!






Llama Duster


Cleaning is not fun for most people, but dusting with a llama has got to help (it sure can’t hurt…)! Beware of fakes (alpacas) and clean with confidence.







Nose Cups


This is so ridiculous, yet we. must. have. these.  Pick a different nose (ewww) with every cup! You will be considered a dork when you break out these cups – but just know that everyone will secretly wish they thought of this.








Shrimp Neck Pillow



Great travel pillows support your neck and makes everyone around you hungry for the seafood platter.







Zombie Valentines


Kids love getting Valentines; and who doesn’t love zombies?!  Your kids will send the best Valentines cards this year and be the hero of the playground.









Unique Playing Cards


UV Gloss Rainbow Playing Cards are a definite Yes, Please for us!







Semi-Permanent Tattoo Ink


Calling all aspiring tattoo artists! Want to try your hand with semi-permanent results? Or are you thinking of getting a tattoo and want to give your design a trial run? Get creative and original with Inkbox and do it yourself – your tat will last two weeks with all natural ingredients and no long term regrets!






Spock Collectible Doll


Watching the Big Bang Theory and wanted to post their Mr. Spock cuckoo clock, but it costs over $200, sooo we went with the Star Trek 50th Anniversary Mr. Spock “Barbie” doll instead!






Bacon BandagesPickle Bandages


Because some people would not be caught dead in Spongebob  bandagesTime to rock those ouchies with deli food!






T-Rex Terrarium


When you’re feeling older than dirt – reminisce about the good old days with your pet dinosaur (in his tiny natural habitat).






Zombie Plant


Now you can have a green thumb just like me!!! Just touch this plant and it plays dead – but unlike me, it will come back to life in minutes…






Gummy Bear Skeleton


Love Gummy Bears? Want to see what makes them tick – from the inside? Are you a little twisted? Do I ask too many questions?








Instant Curl Maker



I’ve seen the commercials, I’ve read the reviews, I just wish we had these when I was using hot rollers, old-fashioned curling wands or the horrible home permanent kits.  Instant curls come easy now, yaaaay!






Crystal Growing Kit


Calling all Junior Geologists – put this on your Christmas gift list! (Also makes a great gift for “certain smokers” who live in Legalized-Marijuana states – no muss, no fuss and trippy results…)





Magnetic Slime


Remember the old movie “The Blob”?  This magnetic slime is The Blob in a can.  Use a magnet around this stuff and it comes alive! It’s a great little stocking-stuffer.






Drawing Without DIgnity


Once upon a time, there was Pictionary. Ahhh, those were the good old days!







Exploding Kittens Card Game


Exploding Kittens is a card game for people who are into kittens and explosions and laser beams and sometimes goats. Fun for the whole family (well, the cat may get a little pissy…).









Bringing back one of last years’ favorites. Although the debate still rages – is it a Halloween thing or a Christmas thingNow you can hang a Halloween thing on your Christmas tree and be just as confused as we are…






Beetlejuice Halloween Mask



The simplest costumes are the best – add this Beetlejuice mask to your favorite outfit and you’re good to go. Personally we would go with an evening gown…








Beetlejuice Mask


Here is the counterpart to the first Beetlejuice mask above – perfect for a couples costume!







I kinda miss the old days of metal lunch boxes… Those days are BAAACK! Ahhh, Shark Week Continues.







Yes folks you can be anything you want when you grow up, sooo  – BE A DINOSAUR! You’ve seen the videos online and on TV, now star in your own prehistoric saga. I’ve even done a fundraiser as a dino – trust me, this is the most fun you can have over and over again because absolutely everyone loves a 7-foot inflatable dinosaur.






It was the best of nights, it was the worst of nights (not really).  I recently joined the DJ Trivia tournament at one of my favorite places. Apparently I suck at trivia, but got to see my Cassie. Cassie reminded me that there are people who have a real need for a yodeling pickle. Thank you, Cassie – your service is appreciated.






One of the scariest moments in my life was arming little kids with a blindfold and a stick and letting them whack away at a pinata. If I only knew back then that there were pull-string pinatas…







Forget the remote-controlled cars, planes and helicopters and get yourself a SHARK!






Sneak your favorite drinks past the Security Guards with these flasks and quit paying stadium prices!







While texting and emailing may be faster – they aren’t this much fun!  The ladies in your life will enjoy these vintage blank cards that can be used for any occasions – whether it’s growing old or just general sass!






Roulette Drinking Game


Coolest Drinking Game Ever! Parties? Camping? Poolside? You Name it! (But play responsibly.)







Let Summer shenanigans begin!





Jigsaw puzzle lovers will love their favorite picture featured on this 308 piece puzzle. I bought one for my brother-in-law as a Christmas gift (with his puppy on it) and he absolutely loved it.







Make yourself – or anyone else – into a bobblehead.  Personalized gifts are  very appreciated and this is the ultimate in personalized.  Bobblehead is based on photos you submit and you can customize everything else! This is truly unforgettable.





Unleash your inner nerd with the (bobblehead) cast of Big Bang Theory.







Rule #1 – Never show up to a party empty-handed.









Teach your children the value of saving money while realizing the value of “bathroom humor” with this farting butt bank.  Great for husbands, too!