Sphincter Shrinker Hot Sauce

Foodie & Drinkie Stuff

 

And there you have it – with an apple sauce base and habaneros, Sphincter Shrinker makes an unforgettable addition to anything you want that needs a little (scratch that) a “buttload” of extra heat. The whole apple sauce “thing” creates a dangerous illusion of baby food, unicorns and Winnie the Pooh – but you should be thinking molten lava, Satan’s jockstrap and solar flares.

 

 

 

Cappuccino Peanut Butter

 

 

When two of your favorite flavors come in one jar – you’ve stumbled onto gourmet greatness. Great for ice cream, sauces, pastries or just as a spread – you get a tasty, versatile jar of aahmazing!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Celebrate the little things with little cakes. You can even celebrate the big things with little cakes too! Personal cakes in a jar are a great gift to say Happy Birthday, Congratulations, Happy Valentines Day or It’s-Wednesday-and-I-Have-to-Get-Through-This-Week-with-my-Sanity-Intact… Four gourmet flavors to fit everyone’s preference come to you in no-mess jars – and you can freeze them until needed.

 

 

 

 

 

Wake the Hell Up! Ultra-Caffeinated Coffee

 

If you liked Death Wish coffee – you’re gonna LOVE Wake the Hell Up! ultra-caffeinated ground coffee. Medium to dark roast with all the caffeine and more – and with yummy flavors like Blueberry, Cannoli,  Jamaican Me Crazy and Peanut Butter Cup. A fresh taste with no bitter aftertaste – so here’s your kick in the pants to Wake the Hell Up!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Forget what your Mom told you – It’s OKAY to play with your food (in fact, we encourage it). Make foams, gels and bubbles with this molecular gastronomy kit that takes your culinary prowess to new levels – and unlike my food which has been compared to “science experiments” (and not in a good way…), you will use science to make spectacular dishes.

 

 

 

 

Folger's Chocolate Raspberry Coffee

 

There’s a time and place for regular coffee – and then there’s time to get a little fancy. Enjoy for an after dinner pick-me-up or wake up to gourmet flavors; you can even make into a frappe for a delicious dessert – there are so many ways to enjoy your coffee now.

 

 

 

 

 

Boba Bubble Tea

 

Great Balls of Boba – we have Bubble Tea! If you don’t know what that is – you are not alone (we are deep diving into Bing after we saw this!). Apparently it can be any combination of tea, milk, syrup, fruit and little tiny tapioca balls for texture and flavor – and a little snack when the drink is gone. This 4-flavor variety pack is a great way to introduce or immerse yourself in a fun little beverage.

 

 

 

 

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Now back to business…

 

 

 

 

Crab Spoon Holder

 

It’ll be soup season soon and you’ll need a cute little helper to hold your spoon. Lucky for you, here he is! And he holds more than spoons – so not only is he a darned cute kitchen companion, but he is happy to help out.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Mistress of Horror is now your constant dinner companion. Need some salt – try her left “one”, pepper – that’s her right side! Elvira and her (ahem) assets will shake up your meal.

 

 

 

 

 

Guacamole Serving Bowl

 

If you have THE perfect guacamole recipe – you’re only half way there. You must have this avocado serving bowl to totally win the guac game. This hand-painted ceramic bowl and lid (with spoon included) needs to be on your table!

 

 

 

 

 

 

DIY Gin Making Kit

 

Maybe “stumble” is not the best word to use when pitching a DIY Gin Kit, but we DID stumble across this while searching for a gift for a coworker – and the search is over! Go all “mad scientist” and create your own artisanal blends and recipes – or follow instructions to make more traditional gins. Botanicals, spices and your own Liquid Courage flask – this kit has all you need to transform plain old Vodka into one-of-a-kind, extraordinary Gin.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Skittles Freezer Pops

 

Skittles Freezer Pops because Skittles. Freezer. Pops.(!)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bag Resealer Chip Saver

 

Among life’s big fat “little” annoyances (leaving no toilet paper in bathroom or empty food packages in fridge and cabinets) is the open chip bag scenario.  Either other people don’t think to roll them closed, use a chip clip or even deploy the “rubberband-and-break-the-goodies-last-ditch-effort” move. There is a way to save your relationship AND your sanity – reseal the bag the same way it was originally sealed. And this is the mini heat sealer that will do it. Simply glide over the opening of any package that can melt and, voila, no more stale snacks (or cereal/frozen food/etc.).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gourmet Sea Salt Collection

 

Too cold to go outside to play? Get a little salty in the kitchen and go all mad-scientist with this variety pack of gourmet finishing sea salts. Not a sampler pack – but enough to use repeatedly (and packaged in reusable cork and glass jars).  A gourmet must for you foodies!

 

 

 

 

 

Emergency Food Supply

 

As the Country’s situation becomes even more iffy each day – it may come to this.  The rush on toilet paper is flat out ridiculous – but imagine that extending to basic food. And if it becomes mandatory that we not leave our homes – this will come to you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Water FIltration Straw

 

Add this to your emergency preparedness stash and filter unsafe water – lot’s of it. Filter almost 800 gallons per straw – keep in car, home or at work – and don’t worry about shelf life, it lasts indefinitely even after opening.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Waffle Bowl Maker

 

Ok, we’re officially obsessed with waffles and this is seriously amazing. Add your favorite ingredients and make the best breakfast or snack bowls in minutes!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When I Dunk My Cookies Mug

 

Get your Sweetie a cookie-dunking mug and let them know you’re thinking about them.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bob Ross Pancake Maker

 

He’s back and better than ever!  It’s called a waffle maker but I have personal knowledge that this Bob Ross is actually a pancake. We have been eating his face for years now and good ole Bob is one perfectly cooked, delicious pancake. Don’t let this sell out again without getting one for yourself – or as a gift!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hershey Kisses Salt & Pepper Shakers

 

Let these little kisses sprinkle a little extra love on your foodie goodness – not to mention they are too stinkin’ cute!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oil & Vinegar Cruet

 

Set a beautiful table and top it off with this exquisite oil & vinegar (or soy sauce, etc) mouth-blown glass cruet.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

For the lovers of wine, whiskey or bourbon (actually whatever you want to put into it) – you will love this American White Oak Aging Barrel.  Age your favorite drink in this 2-liter, laser-engraved cask – and Voila(!), you have your own little distillery at home.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Astronaut Ice Cream

 

And then there’s this… If you ever wanted to eat like an Astronaut – you’re in luck! Order this variety pack and get two pouches each of Neapolitan, Banana Split and Strawberry Ice Cream. It’s a great little snack for camping, school, Neptune, movie night – any time you want a no-mess treat.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Tasmanian Christmas Bush HoneyTasmanian Leatherwood Honey

 

From the wild rainforest of Tasmania, we bring you what ultimate foodies regard as the rarest and finest honey in the world. Christmas Bush is said to have a spicy, rich caramel kick;  and Leatherwood is described as divine, craveable, amazing – or simply THE BEST.

 

 

 

 

 

Galaxy Lollipops

 

Tired of being promised the moon and the stars? Demand the whole darned galaxy. Covet the cosmos – different sets of gourmet flavors will have you sucking on a supernova!  So impressive and beautiful that you may not want to eat, and that’s okay too.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Truffle Oil Set

 

Truffles? Yes, please! Three different kinds?! Brain Explosion. Share some truffle love with all your food.

 

 

 

 

 

Olive Oil Variety Pack

 

 

Go Authentic, Go Italian! Drizzle these amazing flavors on your food for a healthy treat for the taste buds. Make this a Christmas gift they’ll love – and use over and over.

 

 

 

 

 

Pizza Maker/Mini Oven

 

Yay for gadgets! This fun little oven makes pizzas, quesadillas, nachos – and even giant cookies. Quick cooking and clean-up brought to you by Betty Crocker!

 

 

 

 

 

Cheese Making Kit

 

Smile and say “Cheese”, then smile and make cheese – and smile and eat cheese! Make all different kinds of cheeses, including Mozzarella, Monterey Jack, Feta, Marscapone, and good old Cream Cheese. This gets a big fat Oh Yes from us – and someone on your Gift List will love this (she writes as her mouth starts to water…)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dog Lovers Coffee

 

 

For the dog lovers out there – who wouldn’t want a cup of Wet Nose Nudge or Muddy Dog? Grab a 8-pack sampler of really good coffee with really goofy dog names – but get them fast, supplies are low (we just had to post as a Holiday gift idea).

 

 

 

 

 

Carousel Spice Rack/Dispenser

 

Spice things up without rummaging through cabinets to find all the ingredients you need. This convenient rotating caddy will also measure out the amount needed – so go pro in the kitchen and go all “mad scientist” with your food!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Fire up those grills and be an instant pitmaster with the Project Smoke collection. There’s a rub for anything you want to cook up!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Love hot food and hate your digestive tract? Have we got a treat for you! Starts sweet, but then the heat sneaks up on you.

 

 

 

 

 

Tricerataco

 

Oh, good grief – Tricerataco is a big fat YESS!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Coffee Press Travel Mug

 

 

When you’re busy running around or travelling, don’t take chances on settling for cardboard-tasting coffee where (or if) you can find some – just bring your own.  All you need is your favorite coffee grounds and hot water. Brew and drink from the same container; so clean-up is a breeze. Mother’s Day is coming and she’ll love this!

 

 

 

 

 

Gourmet Tea

 

This fruity black tea, with vanilla and caramel flavors, and a hint of lemony Bergamot has us rethinking tea!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Giant Gummy BearGiant Gummy Worm

 

 

Size matters – so go big AND go home (to eat giant candy)! And the Amazon reviews on these are sooo entertaining… According to the Questions section, the Gummy Bear is anatomically correct, but we have our doubts. Either way – these are great gifts for Gummy lovers.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Shit the Bed Hot Sauce

 

Let’s certainly hope that the name is exaggerated and the reviews aren’t – then we have a winner!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jim Beam Vanilla Bourbon Coffee

 

 

Coffee with a bourbon flavor kick!  Watch their faces when you tell them you had Jim Beam for breakfast.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Salt & Pepper Grinders

 

It’s about time that salt and pepper grinders got streamlined. Now you only need your thumb and you get exact placement of your spices. Quality stainless steel inside and out – so your grinders will stand the test of time and use!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Probably the cutest thing we’ll see all day… Tea drinkers rejoice – you now have a drinking buddy!

 

 

 

 

 

Jelly Belly Cocktail Flavors

 

Because drinking at work is frowned upon…

 

 

 

 

Jelly Belly Krispy Kreme

 

 

Jelly Belly + Krispy Kreme = EXCELLENCE! Great for parties, Valentines Day or just a bingeworthy snack. Amazing flavors at an amazing value – they will not disappoint.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Godiva Truffle Coffee

 

Our four favorite words:  Godiva, Chocolate, Truffle, Coffee.

 

 

 

 

 

 

High Fiber Cereal

 

Gotta love when a product just puts it out there.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Not your run of the mill jerky here – things got a little WILD!

  • Buffalo Jerky (3oz) & Rabbit Jerky (3oz)
  • Elk Summer Sausage (16oz) & Venison Landjaegers (6oz)
  • Wild Boar BBQ Jerky (0.75oz) & Alpaca Jerky (1oz) & Beef and Ostrich Stick (1oz) & Maple Duck Jerky Stick (1oz) & Beef and Pheasant Jerky Stick (1oz)
  • These exotic meat sticks and sausage use a time tested recipe that balances wild game with premium pork or beef to accentuate the flavors
  • Comes in a Wooden Gift Crate – Jerky Lover Gift Set – Great Gift For Him – Christmas Gift – Birthday

 

 

 

 

Bacon Gift Box

 

Want a gift box that’s a little more tame than exotic jerky?  Ahhh, Bacon.

 

 

 

 

 

Death Wish Coffee

 

 

There are no better words that I can use to describe Death Wish, so I will just post a customer’s review of this double-caffeinated coffee –

 

I AM DRINKING THIS COFFEE RIGHT NOW AND I CANNOT STOP SHOUTING AND WRITING IN CAPS LOCKS IT IS SO GOOD AND IT IS SUPER CAFFINATED AND PUNCTUATION IS FOR LOSERS THAT LIKE WEAK COFFEE“.

 

And there you go…

 

 

 

Emoji Cookie Cutters

Kids love cookies, kids love emojis, kids will love this combination! Great for parties and school (and the office).

 

 

 

 

 

Gourmet Coffee Pods

 

Suffer “menu fatigue” no longer with an amazing variety of coffee podsContains 12 cups of City Roast, French, Donut, Colombia, Italian, & Chicory. 6 cups of Hazelnut, Caramel, Chocolate chip, Vanilla