If your ice is boring and your spouse won’t let you get an actual Highland Cow, you can pout with these little cuties. They will keep your drinks cold, and your shoulder even colder.
Category: Humor
Miscellaneous Fun Stuff
If you love horror stories, or just feel like you’re living in one, this is for you! Start your morning like a normal person – then add hot coffee and unleash an unspeakable horror trapped behind the ceramic veil. Perfect for coffee lovers, horror fans, and coworkers who insist on talking before you’ve…
For The Home
With so many mediocre vases out there, a simple twist can elevate the “cheap” to charming. The irregular shape adds to its stability for large arrangements, and the tied rope gives a wrapped bouquet vibe. No more boring kitchen towels! And may your family always wonder if they’re the…
Clothing
Fellow Old Fogeys went from Metallica to Sciatica – and no matter how “Metal” this shirt is, remember to take off anything metal before that MRI! Because… truth. When you’re just not feeling “it”, instead of phoning it in – wear…
Pet Things
In honor of the three kittens who’ve stormed the headquarters of MileeJ, we are pleased to offer knives. Not just any knives – bloody knives! Let them hone their Samurai skills and allow them to become the little Murder Mittens they are meant to be, because not all goofnuts are necessarily Ninja material. …
Literary Corner
So your ukulele is just sitting there collecting dust… Instead, enjoy balmy Summer evenings strumming your favorite tunes from Metallica, Black Sabbath and (of course) AC/DC. Your friends, family and (especially) neighbors will LOVE it. (Trust us on this one!) Never has our website had an entire radio station as an unpaid intern –…