Category: Humor

Featured Product

    Some people have stability. Others have stability. This delightfully dark enamel pin is perfect for anyone whose coping mechanism is sarcasm, caffeine, and pretending they’re fine. Pin it to your jacket, backpack, tote bag, or anywhere else that could use a questionable life choice. Because emotional stability is overrated… but a funny pin…

For The Home

  Because you have standards, and timing is everything!             With so many mediocre vases out there, a simple twist can elevate the “cheap” to charming. The irregular shape adds to its stability for large arrangements, and the tied rope gives a wrapped bouquet vibe.          …

Clothing

  Ooooh, so you can make shadow hand eagles, bunnies and dogs – but it takes an evil genius to give you the middle finger. And yes, that evil genius just has to be a cat.         If your wardrobe doesn’t contain at least one shirt featuring an indestructible microscopic creature plotting…

Pet Things

  In honor of the three kittens who’ve stormed the headquarters of MileeJ, we are pleased to offer knives. Not just any knives – bloody knives! Let them hone their Samurai skills and allow them to become the little Murder Mittens they are meant to be, because not all goofnuts are necessarily Ninja material.  …

Literary Corner

  So your ukulele is just sitting there collecting dust… Instead, enjoy balmy Summer evenings strumming your favorite tunes from Metallica, Black Sabbath and (of course) AC/DC. Your friends, family and (especially) neighbors will LOVE it. (Trust us on this one!) Never has our website had an entire radio station as an unpaid intern –…