Keep that spare TP close at hand. The black sheep of your family can be cute & useful by being Keeper of the Toilet Paper, and will fit on shelves or the “loo lid”. Sturdy and charming – perfect for small bathrooms. Complete with Google Eyes!
Category: Novelty Items
For The Home
He’s back! And now he comes in different poses – with or without his guitar. Choose your style of bulb to set a mood (not included) and he’s at home in your office, bedroom, or anywhere else you may need your new friend. Feeling a little murdery because…
Clothing
For those who believe in Unicorns but realistic enough to figure out they have a downside, we present to you the rainbow booty scoot. It’s cute, with a splash of color – but luckily there is no smell (because Uni Butt Itch does NOT smell like cotton candy! Sorry for crushing your expectations.). …
Miscellaneous Fun Stuff
The perfect gift DOES exist! Definitely “functional art” and just in time for Valentine’s Day! Hang your favorite little candy on the wall or prop up on your desk – and get a quick fix with a twist of the knob. Perfect…
Pet Things
This recreational weed is legal in all states; and side effects are minimal (may cause cats to fall in love with chairs and coffee tables). And now for the Ladies out there – get your pet back home with a ID tag that tells the Ugly Truth, and…