Category: Novelty Items

Not your run of the mill, traditional items

Featured Product

    If your ice is boring and your spouse won’t let you get an actual Highland Cow, you can pout with these little cuties. They will keep your drinks cold, and your shoulder even colder.  

For The Home

  With so many mediocre vases out there, a simple twist can elevate the “cheap” to charming. The irregular shape adds to its stability for large arrangements, and the tied rope gives a wrapped bouquet vibe.           No more boring kitchen towels! And may your family always wonder if they’re the…

Clothing

  When you’re just not feeling “it”, instead of phoning it in – wear it proudly! Our new favorite T-Shirt can now be yours and you’ll love it as much as we do (and be ready for all the comments you’ll get!).               We’re showing some love for the…

Pet Things

  In honor of the three kittens who’ve stormed the headquarters of MileeJ, we are pleased to offer knives. Not just any knives – bloody knives! Let them hone their Samurai skills and allow them to become the little Murder Mittens they are meant to be, because not all goofnuts are necessarily Ninja material.  …