Category: Novelty Items

Not your run of the mill, traditional items

Featured Product

    Some people have stability. Others have stability. This delightfully dark enamel pin is perfect for anyone whose coping mechanism is sarcasm, caffeine, and pretending they’re fine. Pin it to your jacket, backpack, tote bag, or anywhere else that could use a questionable life choice. Because emotional stability is overrated… but a funny pin…

For The Home

  These kitchen towels are here to dry dishes, brighten up your kitchen, and quietly judge whatever you’re doing in there. Because apparently even your kitchen needs a little “sheepervision” (yeah, groan…).             Because you have standards, and timing is everything!             With so many…

Clothing

  Ooooh, so you can make shadow hand eagles, bunnies and dogs – but it takes an evil genius to give you the middle finger. And yes, that evil genius just has to be a cat.         If your wardrobe doesn’t contain at least one shirt featuring an indestructible microscopic creature plotting…

Pet Things

  In honor of the three kittens who’ve stormed the headquarters of MileeJ, we are pleased to offer knives. Not just any knives – bloody knives! Let them hone their Samurai skills and allow them to become the little Murder Mittens they are meant to be, because not all goofnuts are necessarily Ninja material.  …