Foodie & Drinkie Stuff

 

SMORES! Do we need to say more?

 

 

 

 

 

Wake the Hell Up! Ultra-Caffeinated Coffee

 

If you liked Death Wish coffee – you’re gonna LOVE Wake the Hell Up! ultra-caffeinated ground coffee. Medium to dark roast with all the caffeine and more – and with yummy flavors like Blueberry, Cannoli,  Jamaican Me Crazy and Peanut Butter Cup. A fresh taste with no bitter aftertaste – so here’s your kick in the pants to Wake the Hell Up!

 

 

 

 

 

Biohazard Coffee

 

All the kick and none of the ick. The World’s strongest coffee (928 mg of caffeine) will get your tushie moving without the bitter taste. Surprisingly smooth and no sour aftertaste is why this coffee has a devout following of caffeinated, hyper humans ready to conquer the Universe (or at least a mind-numbing mid-Morning meeting).

 

 

 

 

Infuse your favorite alcohol with espresso and spices – just add 2 cups of your favorite liquor and enjoy the extra kick from this solid 5-star cocktail “mix”. Coffee cocktails are now so easy to make, anyone can do it (even us)!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Danny Trejo has entered the elite group of authors – from badass Snoop Dogg to ex-con Martha Stewart – to offer up a cookbook that is getting solid reviews. If you’re looking for authentic Mexican recipes, you just found it! Sprinkle in his backstory and (TA-DA) you have a book that needs to be in your collection… And who doesn’t love tacos (or Trejo – he’s so cute and cuddly)?

 

 

 

 

 

Chocolate Truffle Making Kit

 

This one has our attention due to our two favorite words – “Chocolate” and “Truffles”. A lot of 5-Star Reviews tell us  that this is easy, delicious and teaches you how to make Chocolate Truffles in the future without needing additional kits. We can only imagine how amazing the house will smell when you start creating – and most importantly (and we can’t say this enough) you get Chocolate Truffles! (Yep, still love those words…)

 

 

 

 

 

Cat Butt Cookie Cutter

You’ve seen it (probably too many times), you’ve smelled it (definitely too many times), and now you can bake it (gotta smell better than (well you know…). Cookie butt cookies are sooo much better than their inspiration. (Little chocolate morsels may be used for optimum effect.)

 

 

 

 

 

50 Ways to Eat Cock

Settle down folks, it’s a cookbook… We just weren’t sure whether to put this in the “Literary Corner” or “Foodie & Drinkie Stuff”, so we’ll put it in both places… (Sorry, there really was no other way we could write this post – nor would we want to. We’re just in that kind of a mood!)

 

 

 

 

 

Boba Bubble Tea

Great Balls of Boba – we have Bubble Tea! If you don’t know what that is – you are not alone (we are deep diving into Bing after we saw this!). Apparently it can be any combination of tea, milk, syrup, fruit and little tiny tapioca balls for texture and flavor – and a little snack when the drink is gone. This 4-flavor variety pack is a great way to introduce or immerse yourself in a fun little beverage.

 

 

 

 

 

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Now back to business…

 

 

 

 

 

Crab Spoon Holder

 

It’ll be soup season soon and you’ll need a cute little helper to hold your spoon. Lucky for you, here he is! And he holds more than spoons – so not only is he a darned cute kitchen companion, but he is happy to help out.

 

 

 

 

 

Guacamole Serving Bowl

If you have THE perfect guacamole recipe – you’re only half way there. You must have this avocado serving bowl to totally win the guac game. This hand-painted ceramic bowl and lid (with spoon included) needs to be on your table!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gourmet Sea Salt Collection

 

Too cold to go outside to play? Get a little salty in the kitchen and go all mad-scientist with this variety pack of gourmet finishing sea salts. Not a sampler pack – but enough to use repeatedly (and packaged in reusable cork and glass jars).  A gourmet must for you foodies!

 

 

Water FIltration Straw

Add this to your emergency preparedness stash and filter unsafe water – lot’s of it. Filter almost 800 gallons per straw – keep in car, home or at work – and don’t worry about shelf life, it lasts indefinitely even after opening.

 

 

 

 

 

Waffle Bowl Maker

Ok, we’re officially obsessed with waffles and this is seriously amazing. Add your favorite ingredients and make the best breakfast or toss in some fruit chunks for snack bowls in minutes!

 

 

 

 

For the lovers of wine, whiskey or bourbon (actually whatever you want to put into it) – you will love this American White Oak Aging Barrel.  Age your favorite drink in this 2-liter, laser-engraved cask – and Voila(!), you have your own little distillery at home.

 

 

 

 

Galaxy Lollipops

Tired of being promised the moon and the stars? Demand the whole darned galaxy. Covet the cosmos – different sets of gourmet flavors will have you sucking on a supernova!  So impressive and beautiful that you may not want to eat, and that’s okay too.

 

 

 

 

 

Truffle Oil Set

Truffles? Yes, please! Three different kinds?! Brain Explosion. Share some truffle love with all your food.

 

 

 

 

 

Carousel Spice Rack/Dispenser

Spice things up without rummaging through cabinets to find all the ingredients you need. This convenient rotating caddy will also measure out the amount needed – so go pro in the kitchen and go all “mad scientist” with your food!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Love hot food and hate your digestive tract? Have we got a treat for you! Starts sweet, but then the heat sneaks up on you.

 

 

 

 

 

Tricerataco

Oh, good grief – Tricerataco is a big fat YESS!

 

 

 

 

 

Gourmet Tea

This fruity black tea, with vanilla and caramel flavors, and a hint of lemony Bergamot has us rethinking tea!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jim Beam Vanilla Bourbon Coffee

 

Coffee with a bourbon flavor kick!  Watch their faces when you tell them you had Jim Beam for breakfast.

 

 

 

 

 

Salt & Pepper Grinders

It’s about time that salt and pepper grinders got streamlined. Now you only need your thumb and you get exact placement of your spices. Quality stainless steel inside and out – so your grinders will stand the test of time and use!

 

 

 

 

 

Probably the cutest thing we’ll see all day… Tea drinkers rejoice – you now have a drinking buddy!

 

 

 

 

 

High Fiber Cereal

Gotta love when a product just puts it out there.

 

 

 

 

 

Death Wish Coffee

 

There are no better words that I can use to describe Death Wish, so I will just post a customer’s review of this double-caffeinated coffee –

I AM DRINKING THIS COFFEE RIGHT NOW AND I CANNOT STOP SHOUTING AND WRITING IN CAPS LOCKS IT IS SO GOOD AND IT IS SUPER CAFFINATED AND PUNCTUATION IS FOR LOSERS THAT LIKE WEAK COFFEE“.

And there you go…

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