For those who believe in Unicorns but realistic enough to figure out they have a downside, we present to you the rainbow booty scoot. It’s cute, with a splash of color – but luckily there is no smell (because Uni Butt Itch does NOT smell like cotton candy! Sorry for crushing your expectations.).
No cutesy mascots, no slogans, no interesting graphics. Just a straightforward PSA.
The inspiration for our St. Patrick’s Day shirt is from an unknown, unpaid intern – a customer of ours. Don’t worry, we don’t know who orders what – just what is ordered. And our intern deserves a definite “Well Done!” for this – we love it.
Fellow Old Fogeys went from Metallica to Sciatica – and no matter how “Metal” this shirt is, remember to take off anything metal before that MRI!
We lost a dear friend who loved horses – but would still cuss them out if they pulled this stunt. Lisa would appreciate this (and apparently, so do a lot of a lot of people). Horsey Hat!
When you figure that cats are extremely proud of their butts, this is as classy as they get…
This is the only way we would do Flaming Hot Cheetos – as a blanket. And we are hoping to become flaming hot (or at least not to be able to see our breath in the house…). Winter is stupid.
We’re trying to find a situation where this wouldn’t apply – trying really hard! We’ll get back to you when we find one… It does come with a warning to size up on this one.
Are your “dogs barking” after a day on your feet? You need to slip on a pair of floppy ears. These get Roo’s Seal of AppROOval (yeah, I know *groan*)…
When you find something that truly speaks to you – you want to share it with the world. Ta-Da and Voila!
Never poke the bear. Boop it instead – they is very fuzzy and cute (what could go wrong?).
We’re in a mood today – and this is the mood. I know at least one coworker who is getting this shirt for Christmas…
Release your inner Ninja! On second thought, if you let folks know you have this disguise – you probably need more Ninja training… Available in kid sizes (since they’re probably brave enough to wear it).
Stay Tuned. Couldn’t find decent 3D Banana shirts, so we’re doing Retro Puppy shirts. Kinda like this better (but still looking for the Naners!).
Feeling cute – invading Earth and taking cows!
We’ve all been there – either you were a sniffer or you were the sniffee. Thank goodness your friends back then didn’t hold it against you – they knew Moms could be so embarrassing…
When you’re just not feeling “it”, instead of phoning it in – wear it proudly! Our new favorite T-Shirt can now be yours and you’ll love it as much as we do (and be ready for all the comments you’ll get!).
Although he looks like a Muppet, he is, in fact, Sigmund Freud – so now you probably have guessed that these are Freudian Slippers. And according to Freud’s Dream Theory, you will dream about these until you buy them – therefore fulfilling your deepest wish and desire.
This may be one of the only “matching outfits” that doesn’t make us cringe. All the best-dressed Mommies/Daddies and Babies are wearing it this season – the classics never get old (but the younger set will outgrow it). This seems to sell out fast, so don’t wait to order – and you’ll be the hit of the baby shower!
Love our tiny people friends, but confused on the dipping sauces…
Just so you won’t wear out your Grinch shirt this year…
Ladies – now we all can be trophy wives (participation or otherwise)! Show off your sense of humor and wear this proudly.
No words needed – other than why we’re posting it in May. (Because we just saw it!!!).
When you’re slacking and you know it – there’s a Greek Philosopher for that!
Following our love for stick figures and our somewhat dark humor – meet Bob!
Sometimes you’re the dog, sometimes you’re the snowman.
We have found our official Holiday T-Shirt for this year – and it doesn’t even include the Grinch!
For the Doctor or Med Student in your life (or even the budding artist who finds drawing people a little tricky), it always helps to know anatomy. Runs a bit small, so order up a size – maybe two?
When you want to be a poet, but you’re a geek… Show some love to your programmer friends – or go trolling for nerds – this shirt oughta do the trick.
Our ace product researcher Cass has come up with this smart and funny Tshirt that screams “Winner” on so many levels. (Also available in notebook form.) She may be up for a promotion after this submission…
When you just feel like messing with people…
Heed the warnings or take your chances!
Perfect for every mom and any baby! Matching outfits are kinda nerdy, but we’re making an exception with these.
Living in a college neighborhood, this should be the official shirt of Thursday Night (Thirsty Thursdays). And even though it’s not green, this could work very well on St. Patrick’s Day!
This addition is for my husband and his dedication to watching this movie over and over and over again (XOXO, from his Princess Bride).
A fashion “must” for the toddler crowd.
Even an itsy-bitsy has to go formal once in a while. Who says you can’t be suave and stylish while sucking your thumb?
First thing I do when I get home from work is put my “jammie pants” on. Now we can get comfortable and still look like we’re dressed for the day. Reviews warn that the sizes run small – so order a size (or two) up – they have a drawstring, so that’s not a problem!