And now for the Ladies out there – get your pet back home with a ID tag that tells the Ugly Truth, and dry those tears!
There has been an Abomination at mileej.com. Ruger Doodle, aka Roo, aka Poopyhead, the Black Lab Shop Dog – ate Cecil (adorable mini-Alpaca action figure from The Crafty Alpaca that he definitely had to root around to find…). We have found Cecil’s remains and are questioning whether Doodleface deserves Bumble, the Abominable Snowman.
Then we see the puppydog eyes, the floppy ears and the (feigned) remorse in his face – and well yeah, any and every cat or dog deserves a new Christmas toy. And a kiss on the nose. We can help with the first part – you supply the kisses – everyone’s happy! Also, check out The Crafty Alpaca for the most amazing, warm & fuzzy, cute & cozy, genuine alpaca gift ideas for the Holidays!
Keep fresh water for the doggies while they play – or in our dog’s case, let them play with the water… A simple step-on pedal lets puppyheads drink up and stay hydrated when outdoors, without bugs and dirt in their water bowl.
You should be very careful choosing a pet sofa because when your dog (or cat) is not using it – you know your 3 year-old will! These are very stylish, comfortable and come in four sizes – all with free shipping. Not recommended for animals with teething issues – and that goes for the kid too…
Presentation is everything – so give your Birthday Boy or Girl their favorite treat in a Celebration tin. This 36 ounce tin has furface’s five favorite flavors and when it runs empty – just refill with more treats.
Is your fuzzy-face more like a chunky-butt? Make them work for their food and return them to their original state as a lean, mean kibble catching machine. It may take a moment for your cat to warm up to the idea but when the natural instinct to hunt for food kicks in, they will get on board with this food tree (and will appreciate that they are in shape for planning your demise in the middle of the night…)
This recreational weed is legal in all states; and side effects are minimal (may cause cats to fall in love with chairs and coffee tables).
More true to life pet tags for your cat, dog, or whatever – whether they are goofy like Roo, or a putzbrain like Turtle (our cat). Personalize the back and, if they get lost, you may just get your little nutcases back!
Your pet wants that mani/pedi… This low noise trimmer won’t freak them out – and it’s actually a grinder, so there’s less risk of cutting nails too short! Save their paws, your skin and the floors!
Finally a pet tag that comes from the pet’s point of view. Personalize the back with four lines of information that will help you get your furry buddy back home, safe and sound.
Step aside catnip – we found something better!
Whether they’re naughty or nice, we love them and they deserve treats for Christmas!
Here’s a great toy for the dog who has cabin fever this winter – SQUEAKY BACON! Nothing more to say…