Here’s one you never knew you wanted until now – Aztec Death Whistle! Ever want to scream at the top of your lungs but Mama raised you right? Aztec Death Whistle. Frustrated, but not a drama queen; just whistle while you work with – Aztec Death Whistle. Halloween your favorite holiday? Aztec Death Whistle.…
If you love horror stories, or just feel like you’re living in one, this is for you! Start your morning like a normal person – then add hot coffee and unleash an unspeakable horror trapped behind the ceramic veil. Perfect for coffee lovers, horror fans, and coworkers who insist on talking before you’ve…
With so many mediocre vases out there, a simple twist can elevate the “cheap” to charming. The irregular shape adds to its stability for large arrangements, and the tied rope gives a wrapped bouquet vibe. No more boring kitchen towels! And may your family always wonder if they’re the…
When you’re just not feeling “it”, instead of phoning it in – wear it proudly! Our new favorite T-Shirt can now be yours and you’ll love it as much as we do (and be ready for all the comments you’ll get!). We’re showing some love for the…
In honor of the three kittens who’ve stormed the headquarters of MileeJ, we are pleased to offer knives. Not just any knives – bloody knives! Let them hone their Samurai skills and allow them to become the little Murder Mittens they are meant to be, because not all goofnuts are necessarily Ninja material. …