Category: Novelty Items

Not your run of the mill, traditional items

Featured Product

    ???? The Perfect Gift for the Boss Who’s Seen It All ???? That awful moment when you realize this is YOUR circus… and those are YOUR monkeys. The endless emails. The questionable decisions. The mysterious disappearances of office supplies. And somehow, you’re still expected to make payroll. Give your favorite boss a little…

For The Home

  These kitchen towels are here to dry dishes, brighten up your kitchen, and quietly judge whatever you’re doing in there. Because apparently even your kitchen needs a little “sheepervision” (yeah, groan…).           Meet your new favorite night-light. ???? It’s a jellyfish. It glows. The tentacles move. And somehow, it’s considerably…

Clothing

  Ooooh, so you can make shadow hand eagles, bunnies and dogs – but it takes an evil genius to give you the middle finger. And yes, that evil genius just has to be a cat.         If your wardrobe doesn’t contain at least one shirt featuring an indestructible microscopic creature plotting…

Pet Things

  In honor of the three kittens who’ve stormed the headquarters of MileeJ, we are pleased to offer knives. Not just any knives – bloody knives! Let them hone their Samurai skills and allow them to become the little Murder Mittens they are meant to be, because not all goofnuts are necessarily Ninja material.  …