Hims is good boy. He sits and stays! Cannot guarantee that he won’t beg though (he has that stare)… This metal art adorns our office and, even though he is small, he is everything his picture tells us about him. He’s cute, sturdy and fits anywhere – an inexpensive gift for the dog lovers in…
Category: Humor
Miscellaneous Fun Stuff
Here’s one you never knew you wanted until now – Aztec Death Whistle! Ever want to scream at the top of your lungs but Mama raised you right? Aztec Death Whistle. Frustrated, but not a drama queen; just whistle while you work with – Aztec Death Whistle. Halloween your favorite holiday? Aztec Death Whistle.…
Clothing
When you figure that cats are extremely proud of their butts, this is as classy as they get… For those who believe in Unicorns but realistic enough to figure out they have a downside, we present to you the rainbow booty scoot. It’s cute, with a splash…
Pet Things
And now for the Ladies out there – get your pet back home with a ID tag that tells the Ugly Truth, and dry those tears! There has been an Abomination at mileej.com. Ruger Doodle, aka Roo, aka Poopyhead, the Black Lab Shop Dog – ate Cecil…
For The Home
When you love dinosaurs and then add a touch of whimsy – you get this happy little dino art print that’ll make you jealous over all the fun he’s having. We have gifts for every occasion, and this is how we Feng Shui your new home. Not recommended for…
Literary Corner
Calling all you Boomers – get it together already! Even if you former Flower Children, Ex-Disco Divas and newly-appointed Old Fogies need to start planning the inevitable – no one said you couldn’t be snarky about it. Snark away and really help your family with an End of Life Planner – and don’t…
Roo-Inspired Nonsense
Meet Roo! Part Lab, Part Dork = Labradork. Get your own Roo! Save on kibbles and treats, plays fetch just like Roo (which is not at all), hug him and NOT be covered in slobber – and he’ll sit on the couch or lay in bed all day, just like Roo… Get yourself a golfing…
And Now for Goofy Stuff
We ran across a narwhal toothpick dispenser (see our “For the Home” section) and now we have this song stuck in our heads – and so will you! Christopher Walken does The Three…